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ever dumbening (a few degrees from you) i just hit the jackpot. a friend was on "millionaire" tonight. now i'm only 3 degrees from anyone that regis has ever interviewed. add that to already being only 3 away from edison and chairman mao, and i put kevin bacon to shame. 020523
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p2 my friend's
girlfriend's
friend's
is shakira's
cousin

that puts all blatherers/blatherskites
5 degrees from shakira
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p2 oops
too many "'s"
my f's gf's f
021031
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p2 oh yeah
and another friend
used to work
at mariah carey's
dermatologist's office
apparently the rule was
when she was in the office
no one was allowed
to look directly at her
you are all now
4 degrees from her
and her crazy rules
021031
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p2 my girlfriend
saw kevin bacon
in the street
and started laughing
uncontrollably
(she doesn't know why)
he smiled back at her
and went on his way
you are all
3 degrees away
from laughing at kevin bacon
021031
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Rhin my friend who lives
in Tarzana (sp?) saw
kim basinger sitting
across the sushi bar
from him. he said
she looked like
something the cat
drug in (he said the
girl with her was a
hottie though). you
are all 2 degrees
away from knowing that
kim basinger is not all
that.
021031
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She I saw Patrick Swayze (sp?) at an Arabian Horse Show when I was in Girl Scouts. He look liked shit, and so did his horses. You all are 2 degress away from knowing the Pat is getting old. 021031
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hey now! my second cousin was best friends with jeff burton when they were kids.. ya'll are 2 degrees away from being best buds with jeff burton but i bet a lot of peeps dont know who he is. hell, i wouldnt if it were for my family. 021031
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squint hey, i know a dude that went on millionaire, too! it never really hit me though. meh. my moms friend gave brad pitt and the cast of friends psychic readings a little less than a month ago. theres some more but, meh. (again) 021031
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p2 my friend saw 'gabrielle'
from the xena tv show
on the crowded streets of manhattan
so crowded in fact
that his knee bumped her ass

you are all now
2 degrees away
from kicking xena's friend's ass
021202
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hey now! um..

delayed typo correction..

if it werent* for my family



ok i feel better now
021202
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unhinged with the windchill it is like -26 outside. all the schools in the surrounding area are closed due to the threat of frostbite except for the university. they say you aren't supposed to be outside for more than five minutes at a time but it takes me like 8 minutes to walk to class. thanks president sweet for endangering the health and well being of your students. 030123
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Aimee my friend's
friend's
cousin is Gillian Anderson
who was in a movie with Sean Connery


there, you're all 5 degrees from Sean Connery
030124
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no reason dee dee dee...

i talked to christopher plummer on the phone...he was pretty nice.
so you're all two degrees away from talking to a pretty nice christopher plummer on the phone.
030126
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jane i like christopher plummer
tell him jane thinks he's excellent
030127
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hey now! the cowboy in the village people is my high school principals cousin 030414
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celestias shadow my friend's
aunt's
band
was on tour with No Doubt.

There, you're all 3 degrees from hanging out with Gwen Stefani.
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oE really? wow..gwen stefani doesn't seem to age... very sensual 040116
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ever dumbening .:stop dubya:. i spent about 30 minutes with kellita smith on new year's eve. being two degrees from hollywood doesn't really excite all that much. but she is one of the most beautiful women i have ever met. kind and genuine, too. 040116
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xyz i was given a detention by one of the teachers who had taught will smith before he got expelled from my school.

so, you're 3 degrees from a star of six degrees of separation, the movie.
040117
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Death of a Rose i needed that....*wiping the tears of laughter from mine eyes*

:-)
040118
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Death of a Rose i'm three degrees away from buckshot and bennie the bear!

I'm scared now.
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sameolme The daughter of my mother is my sister. 070423
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nom thank gosh you didn't say kevin bacon 070423
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sameolme You know my brother? 070423
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jane you're all two degrees away from sleeping with someone who was on saturday_night_live 070423
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nom my sister was on the phone with her friend in california one day recently when mr bacon walked past his car, just had to add. and my landlord(in the mountains) son's band had a song in a kevin bacon movie,...so y'all can figure out the degrees in that. we're all distant cousins of kevin bacon to make matters even more. i don't know why i'm saying this cause it actually kinda annoys me, the whole kevin bacon thing, and that i'm blathering about it. 070423
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nom and of course i have to add that technically my landlord's son is also one of the landlords, so maybe that's slightly one less degree if looked at that way. 070423
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jane my old roommate just told me that her friend babysits for a kid that has play dates with tina fey's kid. so you are all now five degrees from having come out of tina fey's uterus. 080326
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lux my lover and best friend's ex-girlfriend is a model who once dated and/or fucked billy_idol and dave_navarro.

so - you're all 4 degrees away from some serious rock star lovin'.
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somebody This game has always seemed rather dumb. What determines a valid connection? Every person in the world is at most my 80,000th cousin. Bam! One degree away from everyone. 090924
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jane way to be a party pooper. 090925
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somebody The game was dumb long before I pooped on it. 090925
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I.B. Clubbin/ You were dumb. You are always dumb. Even when you poop. Fuck off, poopface pooper. 100216
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