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when i was a kid, there was a vagrant who used to camp out sometimes in an abandoned office between the school and the Circle K
he panhandled me and asked if i could spare some cash... i blackmailed him into getting me my bottles of jack in exchange for some of my cash and a lesser bottle of booze and so...years later, who knows hat became of the vagrant but i have never been more than a hundred yards from a waiting bottle of Jack ever since
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what a touching story. twice i have been comatose and violently sick because of it, not once but twice and at Rob's birthday bash I drank some again for the first time. and since christmas my bottle of Johnny Walker (the unglamorous red) sitting on my kitchen table sits with only a few ounces gone. where is the justice?
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Old Crow's somewhat more respectable cousin. Old Crow comes in a plastic bottle, which for some reason encourages people to drink it in liters.
I said, "No I will not shoot that skunk whiskey with you." But I did anyway, and at least he picked me up after I fell. I should not have agreed to both the whiskey and the dancing. Bad combination. Bad math.
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shot after shot (to completion) of a fifth; then the "final episode of Seinfeld party" was over and i went home to lay down in the middle of my floor to watch the room spin. moments later, 3 of my stoned friends knock on the door and ask me, "whats wrong with you?" (referring to my being dressed like Kramer) i just laughed and we went over to a friends house where i puked all over his bathroom floor, imagined that i cleaned it up, and then left...that guy was never to kind to me after that...
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of all the drinks that have made me ill, and ther have been a few, this is NOT one of them.
yep, i can handle my jack. and i really like it as a 'snakebite' shot. or with cola.
although lately, because of medication, i don't handle anything anymore. and i don't miss jack. i miss gin and tonic, i miss stout, but for some reason, i don't miss jack.
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moonshine
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GO ask alice
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wwjd
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birdmad
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wwjd = we want jack daniels...
OR
= "what would Jack Drink?"
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WoNDERGIRL
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= worms wiggle just dandily
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jourdain_tate
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jesus
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when will jesus die?
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Satan
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soon,
if you don't
clean your fucking ROOM! like dad told you to before he went to Mexico.
and fuck!, get some newer shoes.
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j_blue
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good with diet dr_pepper
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startfires
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apple jacks - apple cider spiked with jack daniels - it's the shit. and the only way i will drink jd.
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jesus
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jesus! you don't have to be so harsh, man.
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vs. jose cuervo...
sorry jd, tequila just tastes a hell of alot better at 2am.
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jesusausage
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i knew you were hot way back then.
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sweetheart of the song tra bong
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our high school has a national blue ribbon of excellence and an alcoholic principal who uses Jack Daniels for perfume, kisses my cheek whenever he sees me, calls me "chickadee" before hitting the soft scrubbed tile of our blue ribbon men's room.
-Rachel Kahn
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JD57
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My name is Jack Daniels with an S on the end eventhough the real way the real guy must have spelled it was Daniel, no apostrophe punctuation. None of that and all of that for me.
My name is Jack Daniels and I like knives.
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im a secret ............
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used to be his best friend. kept him warm on those october days, until he threw up in history class and felt humiliated.
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go toot
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who is this jack daniels?!
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tuuuuuusday
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a foolish choice for a man who could have had some of the best lovin' in that old beautiful car that could handle the turn on some hill so preciously....
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i hope
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jisy
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of course go toot was kidding
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go toot
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of course i was kidding
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the only thing I can drink without feeling awful in the morning.
this apple jacks thing sounds intriguing.
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unhinged
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when i couldn't have you, i guzzled down jack instead and he didn't seem to mind
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Sailor Jupiter
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Mr. Jack Daniels how's you wife? How's your marriage? How's your life? I nearly lost mine tonight tonight.
My friend wrote that song for me b/c I love Jack Daniels so much. I used to sign my e-mails Mrs. Jack Daniels. He's only gotten me sick once.
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CJ
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I worked with a guy this summer that is related to Jack Daniels so every christmass he gets a case of it from the factory for free
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blue star
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sounds SO good right now.
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blue star
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why do I keep coming back to this page?
I_love_jack.
He's my teddy_bear.
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside whenever I hear his name.
Oddly enough, I'm not an alcoholic yet... probably because I've had such limited access... although how that happened I'll never understand.
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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