if_my_life_were_a_soap_opera yummychuckle I'd be the most interesting character. trust me. but my friends would have pretty cool parts, too. today my friend eve was trying to act out how we would be if it was a soap opera. Instead of downplaying things, like we do...there would be a nice tinge of *GASP!* "no not that!" in there. example form today: "hey eve, guess what I am Puuuurrrchasing!" "what?" "I'm gettin some coke from Jake." "tsk tsk, you be careful, ok?" "yeh..." ---it COULD be--- "Eve...*sniffle*...my life is in shambles and I have decided to...BUY COCAINE!!*sobs* I just don't know what else to do!" "Zoe...you are getting COCAINE?!?! NOOOOOOO!!! YOU COULD DIE! you are too precious to lose! I love you! and by the way, Kristle is pregnant and has...**zooms in on face as she cocks it to the side** GONNORHEA!" ok, so kristle doesn't, but that was kinda how her little reinactment went. and we giggled. it was silly. what stereotype do you think you would fulfill if you were in a soap opera? what wacky overdramatized problem would you find yourself in? do tell. 020227 ... hey now! my life *is* a soap opera, metaphorically speaking of course 020228 ... unhinged sometimes i wonder where the camera is hiding especially when i'm in sharon 020228 ... blasco I would get bitten by a snake and die, so that my predecessor, the handsome doctor can also get bitten by a snake and die 020228 ... reitoei freshman journal entries. my friend and i would always write on the soap opera theme. the desk in front of me was always broken, one leg a little shorter. wed joke about the low budget, low interest soap opera we were all in. then the men and black came and asked us how we knew. we didnt really. or maybe we just saw the cold lens of fate out of the corner of our eyes. 020301 ... Mateo I would die in a parachuting accident, and the only peson who would know I was dead would be my evil twin, who would take over my life. 020302 ... lycanthrope i would sit at home on the internet...only they'd give me facial reactions. 020302 ... bethany if ! ha! if only if 020302 ... Ivonna H. I would BE somebosy's evil twin. 020305 ... Ivonna H. I would BE somebody's evil twin who is angry because their parents didn't have enough money to support two children when they were born, so they chosed her. And since then, I had become a hate machine, waiting for the perfect moment to start my evil plan. 020305 ... Saint i'd be the gay comic relief 020305 ... Toxic_Kisses I'd be the evil pretty one who some how loses her memory and when I awoke instead of being evil I'd make a new beginning of my life by being the person I always wanted to be And seeing as how all ppl in soaps are rich I'd start a homeless shelter for battered women and help raise awareness about cretin important issues and give away half of my money to wild life and charity organizations, on the side az a hobby I'd be a model and be one of the dancing girls in the background of music videos ^.^ *Happy Sigh* Oh yea I almost forgot their always haz to be some odd twist soooo my mom died giving birth to me and my dad died in a car crash when I was 5, I hardly remember him and my rich aunt raised me, BuT you see my father never told me I had an older brother that had been given up for adoption az soon az he was born, az a matter afact no one but the local priest knows about the child bc they kept it a secret, any how my brother comes back looking for his parents that he thinks is still alive and in the process meets me and we fall in love, their that works right? 020305 ... phil I would suck 020318 ... sabbie i would always have something different to wear 020319 ... kerry no one would watch it... it would be too boring. it would air for about a week and there would be so many call-in complaints about the wasted time block that they would boot it and i would be a poor ex-actress. 020319 ... hopeunknown If my life were a soap opera... ...wait a minute... ...it already is. 030119 what's it to you? who go blather from