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ass facely
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i got a cat named tonya. i couldn't let her eat that bird. i couldn't let that happen. i couldn't let her eat that bird. i couldn't let her eat that bird.
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ass facely
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whyam i talkin' like this?
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god
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why am i talkin' like this? my duck is spiining. nice duck. doesn't say much, though.
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god
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ow! i hit myself in the head with my duck!
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god
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i have pants like those, i do.
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moonshine
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I have a cat named helvetia. Cats piss everywhere.
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god
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do you wear pants?
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god
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i got a cat named squillo. i am allergic to cats. i eat pudding for a living. i got tiny apes the size of ticks all over my face.
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god
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we had to teach those birds not to park near our house...
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silentbob
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what the fuck r eyou all saying
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god
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oh, it's all me. i consider it poetry.
god_is_also
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god
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'cept for moonshine, who is groovy all the same.
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god
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giant nothing- pearly nowhere
potato chip festival
ear
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god
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big ear
fig juice newton
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Daffy
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juicy fig newtons squirt, squirt. juicy fig newtons leave stains on my brain.
is that right? is it? no wait. I mean who are you? are you my cat named jonathan?
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mike
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i don't have any pets :(
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god
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LaughingMadcaps/files/MinglingJets%26StatuesqueCartoon.jpg
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florescent light
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I have a kitty - his name is Jubilee,
Jubes for short. Lately I've resorted to calling him Cat. Now I call him
dog.
I call him dog mainly because he's gotten big. He is grey, with
beautiful yellow eyes. Addionally, I call him dog because when he's outside, I go out and call..."Juuuubes.....Juuuubes"
And within minutes I hear a meow, and he comes running to me, as a dog
would.
He loves to play fetch with his marbles. Recently he's started storing
them in my sneakers - which isn't so adorable when I'm running late in
the morning. He also likes to have his belly rubbed.
He lost his tail a few months ago. That was sad. I think he has become
the "Butch" cat of the neighborhood. But he's still Mommy's baby.
And I love him sooooo much. And he sleeps with me, and when I pet him he
takes his paw and puts it on my face. And he always cuddles under my
chin.
He just got his shots yesterday. Was a little freaked by the cars, got
myself an impressive imprint of his claws across my stomache. There was
blood. Oh yeah, did I mention that he scratched my face again?
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god
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dogs are cool.
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Dafremen
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dog-like cats in cars are cool too.
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god
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i had this dream. i thought it was real. she was comin' at me, chokin' me...
she was makin' all these weird noises like, "aaaaaaaauurrrggggggghhhhhhshsssshsshshhhhhhhttttttttttpptptpptttpppphhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo".
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Dafremen
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Press harder below the Adam's apple with your thumb next time.
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god (melodramatic)
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lemme move the noose
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dafremen
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heheh maybe you'd have better luck if you nooved the moose. Course last time I tried nooving a moose I got a hoofprint in the groin.
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mikey
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i miss my cat her name is Daisy. shes with my mom now we cant have pets here. i miss her so much. i used to be a dog person but i love waking up and Daisy would be curled up in a ball on my chest sleeping. it was such a comfort.
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florescent light
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I took a cat nap with my cat.
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the satanic antiVerse
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no words over this part
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startfires
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i got a cat named wednesday. she's the prettiest cat in the world, no contest.
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god
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i got a cat named squillo. i am allergic to cats. i eat pudding for a living. i got tiny apes the size of ticks all over my face. 010116
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satan satan satan
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is she a big_electric_cat ?
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god
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YES!
(passes out)
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god
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what is down cause there ain't shit up. i'm breathing that's about it. tomorrow is a new day . stephanie and i are doing terrible but the kids are doing great.i spent last night out on the river from about 4:00 to 11:30 drinking bud, smoking herb, and still feeling the mason jar full of moonshine whoooooo!
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ass facely
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tonya has a cat named god?
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Sol
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I got a cat named tonya
she has electric fur
and if i stroke her soft and supple back
you can drown in her purr
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zaxle
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I just lost a year
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god
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me too
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sixteen
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I have a hat named tonya.
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god
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cat in a hat? both named tonya? beautiful.
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tonya
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I have pants like those, i do.
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mbr.exe
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I gots dish pants hands
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birdmad
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and the cute, fuzzy little retard is probably wrecking my house as we speak
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crimson
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i find a strange poetry in what god i saying
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IKC 56-80
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god_writes_a_poem
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velocipede rider of the 1890s
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flarchsquidlery
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030917
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tonya
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yyaaahhhuyyaahhuuuyahewww
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060908
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songalongadongabonga
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songalongadongabonga
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070604
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
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