drinking_stories
Norm I've shared several of mine throughout this site. I think I'm gonna post the rest of mine here, or maybe not, who knows? Well I'd like to hear some that are better than mine, a couple of my buddies have me topped but I bet someone out there has something to top them. Probably not though. 010905
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Pythagorus There was this guy named Chad, he was another one of those punk/skaters. I didn't have much respect for the guy because
1. He couldn't hold a decent conversation to save himself, all he could talk about was beer and punk.

2. He thought he was way too cool because all he talked about was beer and punk.

3. He once got so drunk that he walked over to the corner of my friend's kitchen and proceeded to piss on the wall. He thought he was in the bathroom or something. He had caused so much brain damage to himself by drinking that he was basically retarded.

I feel really sorry for him... he was only 17 at the time. It seems that alcoholics are starting younger and younger.
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stupidpunkgirl i didn't drink for a really long time. i had the opportunity, just never took it. until a little while ago.
me, meg, rich, and kevin were all sitting on rich's porch, hanging out and me and meg got out some of lisa's stash that rich was going to drink, i can't remember what it was only that it was blackberry flavor pretty high proof, between 3 people we finished the bottle and a me and meg drank 3/4 a bottle of puckers while the guys were doing tequila shots. we were all pretty loaded...
we walked down to a concert in the park where meg promptly threw up and kevin was pretty much carrying her. she spent the night passed out next to her vomit. yah meg! me and rich chilled together but i don't remember the concert, just him sitting next to me playing with my hair.
not much of a story, but it's my first drinking story.
and kevin stole a bag of mulch on the way home.
aww...memories.
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josie i think having two boys fight over you at a pub passes as a pretty good story.
Two drunk boys, a girl, a pool table, two sets of "mates". And of course the bar. What more can i say? Some boys are so silly.. seem to think they're tough when they're out of it. Some kind of reflection of their mentality or stheir spirit? No, only chems do that really i suppose... it was all just a dumbenning experience. All those stoopid pathetic things you wouldn't do if you'd had your wits about yourself you tend to find the courage for whilst your drunk.
I'm never drinking again *repeat*
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blamethesky getting drunk with jessi,matt, and rich...going out to see the meteor shower. me and rich lying in the back of matt's truck holding on to each other as matt drove down the highway the cold air rushing above us. going to a hill out in the country...i have no idea where...and watching the stars fall as we held hands...having our first kiss on the ride back. 020409
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Sailor Jupiter Toga party at Casa de Pat and on a dare Brad was told to take off his toga which he did revealing he was wearing nothing underneath it but a little purple bag off a crown royal bottle to protect his dick's dignity. What was priceless about it was my friend's face as she came out of the bathroom to the kitchen to see Brad's naked ass. One of the most unpretty but most memorable images I have from my various drinking stories. 020409
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unhinged it was ian's birthday in milwaukee. salim and anna where there. we were drinking english strawberry sparkling wine, and he had dropped a big bottle of cheap red wine on his carpet and tried to soak it up with newspapers so it had that odor of wet newspapers and cheap alcohol. by this time there was no pot left so we just drank..and drank and drank and drank. we played quarters or they did because i always refused to play quarters at the time. he came up to me and kissed me. we walked over to the music building at 1am and tried to play the shostakovich quartet they were working on but after 15 minutes of absolute drunkenness we decided to fuck it and everyone went outside and stripped down to their underwear and ran around in the fountain. there are a few times when drinking in my life was celebratory and not pitiful and this was one of those times. we were all leaving in a few days, it was his birthday and there was plenty of cheap beer. 020409
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Daria Did you know that beer bottles make cool fountains when you put them in the fire? 020409
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