simplistic
klarchen Stainless Steel.
Spilled Milk.
Sparkling Water.
Shiny Skittles.
Slumberous Pillowcases.
Small Talk.

Oh, yes.

And your smile.
000627
...
klarchen Showery Skies.
Sensible Shoes.
Syrupy Waffles.
Swiveling Chairs.
Stratospheric Atmospheres.
Still-life Photographs.

Oh, yes.

And your Stare.
000628
...
klarchen Slick Ponytails.
Sculptural Stones.
Shadowy Sunsets.
Solitary Confinement.
Statuesque Mannequins.
Succulent Nectarines.

Oh, yes.

And your Shyness.
000629
...
The Schleiffen Man Sensual Skylines
Synaptic Short-outs
Sullied Sugar bowls
Scrupulous Sustanence
Sagittarian Scorpios
Succinct Slapping

Oh, yes.

And your Sex
000629
...
grendels axiom the simplistic view as the easiest way to obliviate oneself from the complexities of the outside world 000629
...
klarchen Serrated Edges.
Safety Belts.
Smacking Lips.
Silvery Goldfish.
Sizzling Firecrackers.
Scrambled Eggs.

Oh yes.

And your Sanity.
000629
...
lokkust a melting white cube 000629
...
klarchen Shattering Glass.
Sleek Metal.
Solvable Arithmetic.
Splendorous Tulips.
Stabbing Pain.
Summery Sherbet.

Oh, yes.

And your Swallow.
000630
...
The Schleiffen Man Sleeping Angels.
Soft Skin.
Switch Sides.
Sounds Silly.
Still Selected.
Socratic Scoundrel.

Oh yes.

And your Slenderness
000630
...
klarchen Shooting Stars.
Sagacious Judgement.
Serene Lake-tops.
Shrill Screams.
Striking Glares.
Scorched Toast.

Oh, yes.

And your Scapula.
000630
...
bownan solacious looks
suculent sensation
silent loving
sensational feeling
silly sausage
000701
...
bownan oh yes.

and your skin
000701
...
klarchen Note to Bownan:

You are not following the pattern.

There must be 6 descriptions, then one forgotten desription to make a total of 7 descripions.

And there is one very important rule:
NEVER REPEAT ANY WORD THAT
HAS PREVIOUSLY BEEN USED!!!

Understand?

I will be monitoring this.

Best regards,

klarchen,
Simplistic Virtuoso
000701
...
The Schleiffen Man Socially Selective.
Sympathetically Satisfied.
Synergy Sucks.
Sappy Seculars.
Selectron Sadness.
Sacriligeous Sanctity.

Oh, yes...

and your Scent
000701
...
The Schleiffen Man p.s. to klarchen-

check your e-mail or respond if you have
000701
...
klarchen Sultry Tears.
Single File.
Sessional Lectures.
Subtle Glances.
Swizzle Sticks.
Stimulating Spearmint.

Oh, yes.

And your Step.
000701
...
Q Twin tangles
Two torrid turtles
Tingling tourbillion
Toppedwithwhippedcream
Twisting tallishly
Twinkling top-off

Oh, hah

Toothpick twitch
.
.






tour
Sintered soft cushions
Sox
000701
...
Q ignore
those
last three lines
sorry
don't forget to
delete nonsense

Oh, yes, Yes, YEs, YES!

but just disappear?
.
.
000701
...
klarchen Two of these blathes just don't belong here.
Two of these these blathes aren't kinda the same.

Q and Bownan just don't belong here.

Come back when you are ready to play the game.

Best regards,

klarchen,
Simplistic Patrol
000701
...
klarchen Sonata Form.
Skipping Class.
Seraphic Susanna.
Snap Dragons.
Sorrowful Mornings.
Sliced Pears.

Oh, yes.

And your Stammer.
000701
...
grendel Satanic Spaghetti
Spamtastic Sorcery
Sociopathic Snuffleupacus
Starfish Whispers
Scud Missiles

Oh Yes

And your Stun-gun
000701
...
grendel damn, missed a line 000701
...
klarchen Note to Grendel and everyone except Dr. Schleiffen:

You are not following the pattern!

These are the rules of "simplistic":

1. There must be 6 descriptions, the 6th being an edible.

2. Then there must be one forgotten concluding desription to make a total of 7 descripions.

3. All descriptions must begin with the letter "s".

4. NEVER REPEAT ANY WORD THAT
HAS PREVIOUSLY BEEN USED!!!

Understand everyone?

I will be monitoring this faithfully.

Best regards,

klarchen,
Simplistic Virtuoso
000701
...
birdmad Stainless Precipitation
Sapphic Tryst
Stacking Chair
Soliloquy Blues
Sentient Vegetation
Suffering Succotash

Oh Yes

And Your Subterfuge
000701
...
klarchen Note to Birdmad:

Please consult rule #4.

Best regards,

klarchen,
Simplistic Madamme
000702
...
bird argh...sorry 000702
...
The Schleiffen Man Stinky Spam
Soccer Savvy
Submariner Stories
Schleiffen Salutations
Soul Stealing
Saturated Sodapops

oh, yes.

And your Slight of hand.
000702
...
klarchen Straggling Ducks.
Spider Webs.
Snugly Fleece.
Slippery Soap.
Sedgy Borders.
Spirituous Martinis

Oh, yes.

And your Strength.
000702
...
MollyGoLightly spartan strength
so-long samuel
stockroom sex
sesame salad
steamy saratoga
serated silver-tea-service

oh yes, and your Sternum
000702
...
klarchen Note to MollyGoLightly:

Please consult rule #4.

Best wishes,

klarchen,
Simplistic Extrodinaire
000702
...
Brad Seismic Shifts
Shakespearean Soliloquies
Swingin' Sounds
Seared Sunbathers
Stravinsky Serenades
Samoan Syrup

Oh yes, and your Saxophone
000702
...
Brad Do I get bonus points for using all S's and having the fewest hihglighted words? 000702
...
klarchen Symphonic Etudes.
Sixteenth Notes.
Shubertiade Gatherings.
Strauss Waltzes.
Syncopated Rhythms.
Saskatoonberry Pie.

Oh, yes.

And your Song.
000702
...
klarchen Note to Brad:

Hmmn, I must concoct a plan for a point system.

Do you have any suggestions?

Oh yeah, I must say that you do deserve some sort of reward for your tres kool simplistic stylin'

Best wishes,

klarchen
Simplistic Countess
000702
...
l_u_x serene sunbeam,
sedated sarcasm,
sulking sourpuss,
severely statuesque,
stammering scream,
savoury sandwich,

oh yes, and . . .

sinister snap-dragon.
000702
...
klarchen Note to l_u_x:

You are in serious violation of
rule #4.

Best wishes,

klarchen,
Simplistic Maestro
000702
...
klarchen Note to everyone:

Click here to view,

The_Official_Rules_of_Simplistic

Best regards,

klarchen,
Simplistic Trainer
000703
...
Brad Shastokovich symphonies
Sienna sunsets
Scottish shipwrecks
Sonny Stitt
Salivating shih-tzhs
Stuffed Sushi

oh, yes, and your Sus4 chord.
000703
...
klarchen Streptomycin Medicine.
Sociopathic Tendencies.
Silicon Dioxide.
Siesta Napping.
Sexagesimal Fractions.
Spicy Cinnamon.

Oh, yes.

And your Salience.
000704
...
klarchen To whom it may concern:

NEW RULE!!! yay ;)

This is officially a new rule as of
today.

6. Once you have submitted 11 Simplistics, you must take the forgotten desctiption of each one and list them in chronological order. (Hopefully you have been describing the same person each time in your forgotten descriptions. If you did then you will have a pretty spiffy description about that person.)

Best wishes,

klarchen,
Simplistic Governess
000704
...
klarchen Your Smile
and
your Stare
and
your Shyness
and
your Sanity
and
your Swallow
and
your Scapula
and
your Step
and
your Stammer
and
your Strength
and
your Song
and
your Salience,

are

all

simplistic.
000704
...
klarchen The End. 000719
...
kaskarkamski sagacious salamandors
supercilious shovelhandlers
sacrimental sacrilige
scatalogic merrywigs
stichomythic hieroglyphics
serendipic epiksnipits

oh...and disforgotten
endvitations
000802
...
birdmad ..is it written in the wind?
is it written in the sky?
and i thought it was the end
and i thought
it was the fourth of july

--Cornell/Thayil
000802
...
kaskarkamski perspicacious perennials
plutolific pngalions
pococurantic predicators
proprolific pontificators
posologic precipitating
predecessive postmorticating

oh, and portalets
000802
...
klarchen kaskarkaminski:

You are in serious violation of rule #4.

Seriously.

Best wishes,

klarchen
simplistic virtuoso
000802
...
klarchen *Oh god, not this again* 000802
...
klarchen kaskarkaminski:

If you must know, you are dangerously violating rule #3.

Very dangerous indeed.

More wishes,

klarchen
simplistic police
000802
...
klarchen *make it stop!* 000802
...
kaskarkamski tyrannic tipstotypsters
tototanic hypesters
teletypic christers
telharmonic meisters
templarmental tappers
tacirturnal flappers

oh, and old men eating cheeze whiz
000802
...
klarchen *where, oh where are the frankenfistkittens when I need them?* 000802
...
kaskarkamski kindergartner kalkulator
kinomatographulator
kurrantkrout kinesodulator
keratosic keevulator
kristamurti kaffirnator
kangaroos inkelvinators

oh,.. and kenosis
000802
...
kaskarkamski kaskarkamski 000803
...
preciosa *throwing hands up into air and shouting, "I give up!"* 000803
...
TinKa Bloody Hell,
what was that then?
Simply Simplistic.
uuuummmmm yup
bloody did my head in
010524
...
tinKa huh huh....

yup yup..

what to do if you're a girl !
070402
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blather
from