the_official_rules_of_simplistic
klarchen
To
whom
it
may
concern
:
These
are
the
official
rules
of
"
simplistic
":
1
.
There
must
be
6
descriptions
,
the
6th
being
an
edible
.
2
.
Then
there
must
be
one
forgotten
concluding
desription
to
make
a
total
of
7
descripions.
3
.
All
descriptions
must
begin
with
the
letter
"
s
".
4
.
NEVER
REPEAT
ANY
WORD
THAT
HAS
PREVIOUSLY
BEEN
USED
!!!
5
.
All
descriptions
must
depict
all
things
"
simple
".
Understand
everyone
?
I
will
be
monitoring
this
religiously.
Best
wishes
,
klarchen
,
Simplistic
-
Virtuoso/Madamme/Extrodinaire/Buff/
Officer
/Practitioner/Inventor.
000702
...
Thyartshallshant
I
certaintly
wish
i
knew
what
a
Simplistic
was
or
did
,
cause
if
i
knew
,
im
sure
id
quickly
go
out
and
buy
one
!
001231
...
silentbob
and
id
quickly
do
all
those
rules
and
whatnot
,
but
i
have
no
idea
what
yer
talking
about
001231
...
god describing days
1
school
2
sun
3
sick
4
satur
5
slow
6
salad
7
001231
...
tourist
Now
I
Know
You
Are
God
!
(
either
that
or
you
just
follow
directions
very
well
)
010101
...
kendera
you
kids
stop
wasting
your
time
under
this
blathe
.
it's
pointless
,
really
.
010102
...
god
pointless
is
what
i'm
all
about
!
010102
...
Quiggz
I
LIKE
THIS
GAME
!
IT
TASTES
LIKE
A
CHEESEBURGER
!
010102
...
god
mail_me_a_bowl_of_cereal
010102
...
pat sajaks ghost
spocks_blisters
010102
...
evolutionending
1
)$$$
2
)For
all
other
rules
see
above
010421
...
florescent light
1
. Sheryl
2
. slimes
3
.
silly
4
.
sloppy
5
.
succulent
6
. slugs
7
.
010422
...
girl_jane
1
)summer
2
)second
grade
3
)songs
4
)silence
5
)sleep
6
)strawberries
7
)
030313
...
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