polite_killings Death of a Rose Excuse me, could you tilt your head to the side while I swing my baseball bat at you. Thank you ever so much. 040316 ... Death of a Rose can you hold on while i fill my chain saw with gas? thanks ever so much. 040326 ... Novice I'm sorry but could you kindly stand still while I stab you, I don't want the blood to get all over. 040326 ... Novice Could you not run when I point the gun at your head, its been a long week I don't really feel like running now. Thanks so much 040326 ... Death of a Rose this will hurt you a great deal. 040328 ... Novice If you just hold still, the pain will be over soon, I just need to slit your throat. 040329 ... death of a rose you know i actually had to take a course in how to administer poison, you could be more appreciative. 040330 ... Death of a Rose please remember that you can't throw the hand grenade back after i've already thrown it at you. be a chum. thanks. 040330 ... Death of a Rose well you see, a shovel is a great economy weapon of choice. after i crush your brain box, i then use the shovel to dig your grave. pretty nifty don't you think. 040331 ... Lemon_Soda Why? I just want to see if your ear will hold my screwdriver as well as I suppose...is this a bad time? 040331 ... Death of a Rose The noose goes around your neck, not on the floor. Some common sense might help here. 040331 ... Lemon_Soda You could atleast have the common decency not to make so much noise...we might wake the nieghbors(sp?)...now then, do I have to pump the choke again or will this start up with just a yank of the cord? 040331 ... Death of a Rose You know I had to get this silk cord all the way from China. And the tying you up part is for your own good. 040331 ... misstree "i could snap your neck right now." "please?" "why?" "less mess than anything else. and i trust you to ditch the body properly." 040331 ... Lemon_Soda "Alright, alright, you can kill me again, but then I get to kill you." 040331 ... Death of a Rose What is this? I'm starting to lose my patience here. It will defeat the purpose of killing you if you insist to keep raising your arms when I swing the axe at you. 040331 ... Novice OH no...this axe will just cause something like a flesh wound. Except that you won't be coming back from this 040331 ... Novice Ya know, getting this needle with poison into your arm would be easier if you'd stop moving 040331 ... Novice Please don't run after I've set you on fire, you just may put yourself out 040331 ... Death of a Rose Now lay still, while I attach the ropes to your appendages for the up and coming "Drawn and Quartered". 040401 ... Death of a Rose You know, only the best heretics get to make confession after a torturing. Hey, look at the bright side. You get a beheading for your time. Now theres no need to thank us. 040401 ... Death of a Rose Geez, will you look at that. The springs on my alligator clips are busted. Can you hang on while I run to the local hardware store. Thanks buddy. 040401 ... Death of a Rose Okay, how many cigarettes am I going to have to smoke for you to get cancer? Times a ticking here. 040401 ... Death of a Rose Do you know I've got a veritable plethora of power tools and as of yet haven't had a reason to use them. Let's break that habit right now. Whaddya say? 040402 ... Novice Could you drink this bottle of Pine Sol? It won't hurt you much, just clean out your insides 040402 ... Death of a Rose Think of it as swimming without breathing. It'll make it easier that way. Just concentrate. 040404 ... Novice Could you not thrash around in the water while I hold you down? I just got my hair done and I don't wanna get it wet. Thanks so Much! 040405 ... smurfus rex How are you doing today? I'm fine, thank you for asking. I hope it's not too much trouble, but I was wondering if I might borrow your hedge trimmer for a bit? I'll return it as soon as I'm finished with your head. I mean, hedge. Sorry. *grin* 040405 ... oE if you could kill anyone in the world and get away with it who would it be? 040406 ... smurfus rex depends on who you want killed and how much you can pay. upfront. cash. 040406 ... . you didnt get the question. 040406 ... oE wait a minute. I never asked that question. Hmmmm..There's an oE impersonater afoot. Or at least someone putting my tag on things i never wrote. Grrreeeeeeeeeaaaaat! Please stop. ... 040406 ... No Oh yes, these are your gloves! I'm only wearing them just because I recently got my nails done and don't want any blood on them. It's okay I'll wash they after I've hidden your body. 040406 ... Novice That post was from Novice 040406 ... smurfus rex oh ., I *got* the question. What I didn't get was an answer. I don't really have a specific target in mind, personally, but if you've got the cash, I've got the crosshairs. see, depending on what the benefit would be to me, I'd do almost anyone. even if I wasn't guaranteed a clean getaway. but if we're talking a freebie, you know, pro bono work, then I'd put my sights on Marilyn Manson. 040406 what's it to you? who go blather from