make_a_sex_noise god FZ: Now ladies and gentlemen, we don't normally do this but just because this is Saint Patrick's Day, this is our special Saint Patrick's Day program, and I even wear a green shirt and everything. We wanna try and work a little bit of, well let's just say Home Grown Irish Flavor into this program. Now bring the band on down behind me boys, this is really quite technical. You understand that each ethnic group has characteristics, and these characteristics are generally made fun of by other ethnic groups. Now I happen to feel that the Irish people in this country have gotten a "bum rap," to use a common expression. Many people feel that Irish people in America simply aren't sexy. Now in order to dispell the ethnic myth that people of the Irish persuasion are not particulary sexy, we are going to make it possible for volunteers from the audience tonight to demonstrate just how hot they are. Now what I would like to have, I would like to have at least four girls who think they are Irish to come up here . . . no, they have, no no no, they have to be volunteers, you have to volunteer for this, it can't be under duress. I, no, let me explain, this is very scientific, we need two more. Okay heh, you all think you're Irish, right? OK, ok. Now listen, quiet please, this is very very scientific. That's right. In order to prove that you are genuinly hot we're going to give you, each and everyone, an opportunity to make a sex noise with musical accompinement. And so: Make a sex noise! (Say) Make a sex noise! Make a sex noise! Make a sex noise! Make a sex noise! Make a sex noise! FZ: Now, I'm not sure that each and everyone of these contestants is truly Irish in the biblical sense of the word, but I think we have to give them credit for coming up here and representing the Irish people in Binghamton tonight. Especially when you realize that that's about the only form of safe sex left in America. IKE: Hah hah hah! 011223 ... pralines&cream uhhhhh ..... the traditional one 011223 ... Jenna There's a game we used to play in my art class, the color game. If there was a lull in the conversation somebody would randomly call out a color, and then whoever caught on next would call out a color, and the last person to realize what the hell was going on was supposed to make a sex noise. People always ruined the game by refusing to go through with it, though. I would live up to my end if I had to, although it was not often. 011224 ... yoink make a shitting noise 011224 ... ClairE woof 011224 ... yoink beep beep brrrrrrr beep 020109 ... ClairE *bzzzt* Oh, Daniel! 020109 ... RIP OH MY GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 020109 ... good people -guuuuuuuuuuuurgle- ouch -splat- -plop- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 020109 ... blown cherry this is txt for heavens sake ppl! You guys must have way better imaginations than m, or else your blathers have audio capabilities that someone is keeping secret from me. ohyeahharderdeeperUHH! 020218 ... Mateo WHO IS YOUR DADDY!?!?!?!?! My guess is that he's the guy who just walked into the room with a shotgun. 020218 ... carne de metal hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sex 020218 ... carne de metal assssrrrrrrrrrrreqwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!al;gajdsf!!!!!111 matias klinsman!!!!!!!!! 020218 ... reitoei i remember these two seniors who were so annoying and childish playing with the mikes in computer class. they could only think of one word to say: "porno". rolling it across thier tongues whsipering it incessantly and shouting it. they would boom the amplified word across the classroom and start cracking up. i think everyone was. and then they start asking the cheerleaders to make their favorite sex noise... yet for some strange reason one of them's a pretty cool guy. 020219 ... F. Brice I make delicious noises when I'm by myself, but when he's around I keep quiet. He's told me twice to keep the sex banter to myself, so that's exactly what I intend to do; just plain ol' gruntin' and groanin' from here on out. The first night we were together he made the most FABULOUS whimpering sigh as he came. I nearly popped one just hearing him. Since then though, not a sound. Hell, half the time I can't even tell when he's finished anymore. It really bothers me, I can't tell you how much. C'mon fella, make some damned NOISE! 020220 ... Casey Shlooooooooooooooooop 020220 ... Syrope we used to do the color thing but only when someone burped :) last one within hearing range that didnt yell a color had to make a sex noise, but my friends were a buncha prudes, so not many noises were actually made. now as far as noises during actual sex...i dunno...i can't help the moaning and whimpering, although i can keep them to a minimum if we're in close quarters with people we dont want to know about us...i've had a usually pretty quiet guy give me throaty and guttural commands and i was like wow!...i liked that but i'm not much into dirty conversation...maybe i should experiment more 020625 ... Sailor Jupiter Unf. =P I am told I am a very noisy girl during sex. *blush* 020625 ... eklektic scream your own name during sex...me and colin thought'd be cool. 020731 ... rosemary POW! 020801 ... melissah "HAAHAHAHAHAH! IM HAVING SEX AHAHAHAHAH!" 020802 ... nretnal oink 020803 ... Arwyn squish squish squish... 020804 ... Photobot bap 020804 ... unhinged we were driving through ghetto philadelphia to pick someone up that was going to camden new_jersey to see coldplay with us and i just couldn't take it anymore and let out a frustrated scream. the whole trip was highly agitating and i was really flipping out. he looked over at me with a little smirk. 'oh really?' 'yeah man. i think i need a valium or two.' 'well go ahead then.' 'i don't have any though.' 'oh.' sympathetic frown 050923 ... Lafiel UHHHhhhhhh damn it Devin if you don't move it I'll make sure you fucking lose it! AHHHHhhhhhhh, moan...life is good... 060420 what's it to you? who go blather from