what_i_always_wanted_to_carve_into_a_tree
monadh harm not the ones
who hurt themselves
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silentbob BE + ?? 010311
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Mr. Wonderful BE + EJ = HS4A! 010311
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Aimee MH + AW :) ha ha ha 010311
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mikey turn back now before its to late.... 010311
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Seed JJ - * 010322
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frAnk anybody see "before night falls?" the young writer began his career by carving poetry into trees. his mother saw it as art, his grandfather chopped the trees down. 010323
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lost HR+AC but then again maybe not. I could just put HEAVY METAL KICKS ASS!!! 010323
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ARTMAN I'd draw the picture that is in the Sistien chapel 010323
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silentbob frank: tell me more about that movie 010323
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frAnk hey silent bob. before night falls is a film from director julian schnabel, who is better known as an artist from the 80's for his pottery shard paintings. the film is a quasi bio about reinaldo arenas, the cuban born writer. he is played by javier bardem, who is nominated for the best actor oscar. johnny depp plays a tranvestite that smuggles arenas' first draft of a novel out of prison stuffed up his ass. and sean penn has a cameo as a cuban farmer driving a donkey pulled cart. he's amazingly funny. you barely know it's him. 010324
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paper punk whats the difference between a leaf and a tree? you don't usually find a tree in your bag! 010325
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one damn pissed off tree try it again and i'll carve something into your ass kid! 010329
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Miner For safety in a Lightning storm, please climb here. 010521
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sabbie ive never wanted to carve anything into a tree.

im on the tree's side all the way.
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lord of the flies suicide = what the fuck 010522
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Casey If I wanted to be nice: HI

If I wanted to be evil: The novel Gone With The Wind
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Sol dear social ingrate, this is the tree ccarving, if you attempt to scar my skin one more time, i will fall on you, now piss off

or something similar
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silentbob AK_plus_SL 010522
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unique butterfly EF + JW 010602
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sabbie i'm on sol's side too. 010606
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nocturnal at work "if you piss elizabeth off, this is where she will hang you." 010607
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psychobabe KJ + ??

*sigh* : (
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unhinged a heart around me and you 011024
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silentbob lets just pause and appreciate what a beautiful last name psychobaby has.

jablansky

isnt that awesome?
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niki "nope...not a tree...just a figment of your imagination" 011024
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Toxic_Kisses Why any one would wish to hurt a poor helpless defenseless tree by carving into it is be beyond me.
My gosh havenít any of you seen Fern Gully?
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translucent bloonkweelker.

guifgoop.

POOP!
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psychobabe awwww *sniff* bobby thank you : ) 011024
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Aimee I'm already dead.


just thought it had a nice ring to it.
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pralines&cream A.C.
(heart)
A.C.
4-ever
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ClairE I'd get in trouble in two seconds.

I was always the one who got caught.
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whoknows trees have feelings too 011130
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sabbie toxic_kisses, ive been to fern gully. its just another suburb full of white trash and nasties. 011217
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Toxic_Kisses How sad.
I was referring to Fern Gully the cartoon though.
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kitten on drugs two days after i found out that i was pregnant with your child, we went hiking with friends. they, being so in love, carved their names into that big tree in the woods. i watched as you began carving my name, then yours. i saw you carving an extra word, and i hoped it was oin. he would have been our son, and i felt that maybe you were accepting what was going on. it would have been so nice to see his name preserved so we could bring him back in 5 years and show him how much we loved him right from the start.
you carved something else instead, and i had a strong feeling that you were ignoring what was happening. i realized that you would never accept our child.
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misstree a lizard. right on that part of the skin where that curve...

oh, you mean, not me. damn.

(see scarification, i guess. ;)
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kerry KH+RC 020323
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yummyC think about it. 020325
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jon_dog carving into trees is mean, unless they are already chopped down, in which case i would carve "peace man" 020325
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Dis Not this past time, but the time before. He was taking water samples, knee-deep, and I was on the bank. With the edge of my fingernail I carved into a dry, dusty tree "K1 + K2."

Then we went to eat burritos so he could do the math.

He never saw the markings, but I know that they're there.
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Kleh Ver I would write:

"Is this hurting you?"

I would also write it by pecking it out in Morse Code. This way the tree could know what I was saying.

What?
I mean, it's not like the tree can read. I would have to use morse code. How else would it answer me?
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daxle "i'm sorry if this cuts into your phloem, but perhaps you could dedifferentiate a few cells elsewhere to make up for it?
p.s. sorry if this opens you up to any diseases!"
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Jeca tree carving=dendrogylph 021009
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ferret "in loving memory of ______ ______" 030413
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Syrope just an empty heart with a +
the sad thing is i know someone would come along and fill it in. its supposed to be empty!!!
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god Complimentary glucose meter 030413
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misstree see what_i_always_wanted_to_carve_into_a_tree.

combination of dendrophilia and s&m, eh? unless you're using sidewalk chals, which by the way is wonderful to trace bark or scars with, and stays a really long time.
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misstree forgot to take her smart pills dangit! i even tried to remind myself to change the link up top... sorry... let's try this again... 030823
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