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black-dyed gel product
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"What's at the top of the charts today?
BELL BIV DeVOU"
"We have a unique relationship: I pretend that he rapes me and he rapes me."
"... and he told me that I should be more curious about things in boxes."
"Kids, where's your father?"
Answer: "He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn."
"... and then I did another line."
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010612
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kingsuperspecial
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'its like a morgue in here!
let's get something going!'
laughed so hard i peed
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010613
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sweetheart of the song tra bong
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30 Helens agree. It's the greatest show ever.
"Running faggot running free..."
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010613
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silentbob
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IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE OF FLIPPER BABIES!!!!!
hey guys.......I'm sorry.
"Why are you sorry"
I'm sorry i caused all that cancer. I was just on a roll.
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010613
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Casey
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(My earliest memory of Kids in the hall)
"Your sure your parents are gone?"
"Yep."
*Girl holds up condom filled with water*
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010613
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Glory Box
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"ain't gonna spread for no roses"
"no no pierre. let that one go. he's got spirit."
and my life is full of jokes that only we two understand.
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010618
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paste!
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"you said the drug was ready!"
if you haven't seen brain candy, you will pay later. you will receive a severe wedgie and something force fed from baby_satan's_snack_tips.
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010618
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nocturnal
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oh shit. I...uh, gotta go...um, do something.
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010618
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baby satan
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come back! don't you want to try some roma-mop-eye-taterflake salad? don't knock it till you've ingested it!
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010618
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nocturnal
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I think I'd see it a second time soon after I ingested it. hardly seems worth it.
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010618
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well excuse me for taking off my
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clothes
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010618
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nocturnal
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this is getting interesting....
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010618
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baby satan
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what else would you expect from a baby demon such as myself?
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010618
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nocturnal
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nothing less, my dear. nothing less.
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010618
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Black-dyed gel product
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Cabbie: Get in before this guy screws you like he did me. (Yelling at Scott who is walking down the street) DAMN CHINAMAN!! (to new passenger) Where to?
Chinese Passenger: Chinatown
Cabbie: OK, I drive you
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010619
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paste!
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cisco: you're not a plate of croissants!
cisco: what do you want me to do, eat my fucking hand!
scientist:
i've invented a drug
that gives worms
to ex-girlfriends.
i've invented A DRUG
that gives WORMS
to EX-GIRLFRIENDS.
you just don't get it!!!
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010619
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Effing-good-ham (Fish)
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Oooops... I mean, fine ham abounds, mom.
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011030
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ClairE
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how I 3 thee.
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011126
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silentbob
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Chickenlady: I stuck a dime in his naval and it stuck cuz he was sweaty
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011127
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ClairE
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Lisa said the first thing she learned to play on bass was the theme song.
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020117
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somebody
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I'm a drummer, and drummers believe in honesty.
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020805
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Buddy
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He was the kind of faggot that made respectable fags nervous.
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020805
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Glory Box
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"Fattening up our tapeworms!"
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020826
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silentbob
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i'm sorry i called all that lung and throat cancer. i guess i was just on a roll.
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020826
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trixie
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My pen!! MY PEN!!!!!!!
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030616
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pobodys nerfect
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While walking back to our car at the mall tonight,there was this car that had a yappy terrier in it. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw it was, "terriers are my favourite kind of breed,cute and cuddly,easy dogs to feed..." hehe!
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030616
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Rowbes
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"they'll help bring you up whenever you are down.
Terriers average twenty pounds."
"Have the pizza here in thirty minutes... OR I'LL LET THE MONKEYS LOOSE!!"
"You know what's in weiners? There's cow's eyes, and dog's heads, and old phone books, and of course... weiner flavor!"
was here
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030616
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stork daddy
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recent archaelogical evidence suggests that while jesus was indeed a carpenter, he wasn't a very good one. indeed he most likely could not of even built the simple crucifix on which he died. we see then, a man with few career options other than messiah.
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031114
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nomatter
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I'm so glad it's back on Comedy Central. Reminds me of back in the day when Elise and I were homeschooled together.
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031114
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oldephebe
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ah those manic yet erudite canadians..excellent show..they mad mad mad i tell you!
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031115
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jolly-roger001
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400 helens agree i need some action
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031115
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CheapVodka
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What did my mother always said about taking care of my eyes?
'Well first of all, never put salt in your eyes. Never put never put nevnever put salt put salt n n never put salt ne never put salt put salt in your eyes..
Always put salt in your eyes.'
Andy.. Never put salt in your eyes.
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131115
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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