retarded_little_brother
Arwyn that's my bobby. He helped me pick out a wedding dress in a pink barn. but my little bobby... why didn't you try on a dress? Then after the dress... we went to Lonestar and he had a Cheeseburger with lots of fries and a potato... I had Chicken Kabob, Logan had a cheeseburger and fries too.

Where's bobby?
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unhinged drinking a case of beer in a night
smoking an eigth too
you are so stupid
but i love you more than anyone
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silentbob i had a baked potato.
i told elsa i was helping lauren shop for prom dresses and she said, "But bobby, you're a boy. you shouldnt be trying on prom dresses."
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Arwyn but bobby, you probably look pretty in a dress... don't let gender roles intrude upon your freedom of expression. 020403
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silentbob you know something
*long dramatic pause*



You're right.
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kerry i know 2 people who have retarded little brothers...

they're actually very nice little guys.
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silentbob i feel really bad when my friends make fun of people who are mentally handicapped. i say, "you know... you're going to hell." and they say, "I think about how its wrong to laugh at them, and i just laugh harder."
and i say, "I will laugh when you give birth to one."
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Arwyn bobby, i don't make fun of mentally retarded people... I make fun of deaf people... 020403
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Eowithien (the nameless thing) My brother is mentally retarded, though I prefer to say he has something called Downs Syndrome. The only difference he has with any other five year old boy is that he's in preschool (kindergarten next year), he's in special education classes as well as regualr preschool, he's short for his age and his speech is a bit behind for an average five year old.

But I'd like to say

I hate average and normal people.
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unhinged god_bless_america 030219
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Eowithien what does any of this have to do with America? 030220
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unhinged (sick and lonely) sometimes things are linked to other things to save everyone the hassle of redunancy.

click the link; then maybe you will find out what america has to do with retarded_little_brother or maybe that the person i was referring to in my post under god_bless_america was actually my retarded_little_brother. see how that works?
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Eowithien yes 030220
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jane welcome_to_the_dollhouse 030221
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Kristopher I saw a comedian once that said Canada was like America's retarted little brother. Just hanging out up there, wanting to go hang with America.

"Heyyyyyyy! Whatcha doin'?"

"We're going to war."

"*gasp* Can I come?"
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She Applause to Eowithien!


I also have a "retared" sibling, which, for the few of you that take the time out of your horribly selfish lives, is actually called Down Syndrome like he/she mentioned.

Bonnie is 1 year older than I, which makes her twenty one this year. I envy her so much some times. No matter what goes on around her, life in her eyes is wonderful. If you hurt her feelings it lasts for 5 minutes at max. If gas prices go up, she doesn't care. If nuclear war is right over the horizon, she doesn't think twice.

Life is one big bowl of icecream (DS kids are prone to overeat actually). Imagine staying 6 years old for your entire life and never learning how to be vengeful and selfconcerned?

Keep in mind that their lives are probably much better than yours. Should you be laughing or realizing what an ass you are when you do it?
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Eowithien Hooray to She!

Yes, Elias is one special little guy. He likes to listen to the telephone ring ("Tashi! The telephone! Its winging!"), tell everyone when he's pooped ("I made kocky!"), talk on the phone ("I talk! I wanna talk Mama!") and watch Barney ("I wanna watch Bawney!") and he also refuses to say please "fweese!". He is lucky to look at life so optimistically. If he gets hurt, less than five minutes after he's asking for Barney again or playing with his castle ("I wanna baid-aid."). He has the cutest face when he's sad and the most beautiful profile I have ever seen on a human. I wish that we were all more like DS people, they are so loving and kind.
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