presents
Shar
This
year
I
received
:
- flannel bedsheets
-
One
copy
of
"Mechagodzilla"
on
VHS
-
A
Pee
-Wee Herman bobbing
head
doll
-
Cat
Stevens'
Greatest
Hits
CD
- $
50
gift
certificate
for
a
swank
salon
-
A
PowerPuff
Girl
keychain
-
Money
.
Sweet
,
sweet
money
.
001226
...
.sunshine.
happy
birthday
010505
...
Annie111
In
my
bag
,
I
have
two
unopened presents
from
people
I
have
hurt
.
Maybe
if
I
don't
open
them
,
I
won't
be
reminded
how
much
I've
hurt
them
.
011222
...
(warped) cube
Another
time
warp.
It's
now
December
22
and
Shar
is
telling
us
what
he
/she
received
for
Christmas
.
Is
this
Blatherdom
in
action
?
...
011222
...
ClairE
Or
a
message
from
the
past
...
011222
...
sweetheart of the song tra bong
Claire's
got
it
.
011222
...
ClairE
I've
also
got
:
DVDs
a
Dustbuster
type
thing
shoes
that
took
two
and
a
half
hours
to
buy
(
thanks
,
Mom
)
to
give
my
brother
a
talking_to
to
make
fun
of
my
dad
to
be
bitchy
from
lack
of
sleep
to
hand
my
mother
presents
and
laugh
with
everyone
because
my
dad
took
a
picture
of
her
butt
to
have
my
parents
turn
up
Led_Zeppelin
chest_shaking
loud
to
be
home
to
be
healthy
to
have
someone
wonderful
to
be
alive
.
011225
...
cube
Of
all
the
presents,
a
simple
pocketknife
is
the
one
i'm
going
to
cherish
most
.
I
lost
my
last
one
and
never
was
able
to
find
a
replacement
.
Somebody
once
said
that
a
gentleman
should
always
carry
one
.
I'm
not
sure
if
i
qualify
as
a
gent
,
but
they
sure
are
handy...
³
011225
...
oren
A
Pink
Floyd
CD
-
ECHOES
Paul's
new
CD
- (
Paul
,
you've
disappointed
me
with
this
latest
offering
.)
A
blue
sweater
A
Photography
book
An
antique
beer
bottle
Two
very
old
airline
liquor
bottles
A
bottle
of
wine
Flavored
Chapstick
Money
011225
...
Toxic_Kisses
An
Enya
CD
(
that
I
picked
out
)
A
shirt
(
that
I
picked
out
)
2
pair
of
hose (
that
I
picked
out
)
2
Magazines
(
that
I
picked
out
)
a
bracelet
that
my
Great
grand
mother
gave
me
and
that
I
absolutely
adore
!
And
30
bucks
from
my
Godfather ^.^
011225
...
becclebee
For
christmas
i
got
-
my
mum
to
be
with
me
my
sister's
laugh
that
full
bellie
feeling
a
lazy
afternoon
a
good
excuse
to
eat
chocolate
some
sun
in
the
backyard
to
unwrap
pressies
in
to
watch
my
nan
alseep
on
the
chair
to
enjoy
the
company
of
some
i
love
the
best
what
good
pressies *cheerful
grin
*
011225
...
Aimee
a
porcelian
doll
to
add
to
my
collection
a
pair
of
bright
red
slippers
a
cd
of
german
lieder
a
gift
certificate
for
Kohl's
a
phone
card
for
1000
mins
a
cold
money
and
a
little
bit
of
love
011226
...
no reason
i'm
usually
pretty
excited
to
get
them
ready
and
wrap
them
.
this
year
,
i
don't
care
much
about
it
at
all
and
can't
really
bring
myself
to
do
it
.
i
hope
it's
because
i
won't
receive
some
of
the
stuff
i
ordered
til
who
-knows
when
,
which
makes
everything
so
far
a
bit
hard
to
organize
.
i
hope
it's
because
it's
still
pretty
soon
before
christmas
.
i
think
it's
because
i
don't
care
so
much
about
people
anymore
.
i
hope
this
goes
away
soon
.
it's
sad
and
cruel
and
sadly
and
cruelly
ironic
.
041205
...
Or is it?
It's
always
pleasant
when
presents
present
present
presents.
060120
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from