interview vega "And what fictional character do you feel that you resemble the most ?" "God." 000228 ... silentbob hahaha who said that?? 000908 ... birdmad my favourite interview quotation is Noel Gallagher in a debate with some English clergymen who were responding to his remark that where Lennon had proclaimed the Beatles to be bigger than Jesus Christ, he had proclaimed that Oasis was bigger than God...after much browbeating from the clerics and much posturing from the Gallagher brothers, Noel conceded the following: "I may not be god, but, fuck me, I'm close." 000908 ... Glory Box "So, what do you do for fun?" "Oh, well, you know, this and that." An interview is the first step towards becoming a relationship. Be more forthcoming next time. 001118 ... god oasis? they're better than stryper. 001118 ... dB Ha! Stryper! Now that shit is just funny. Int: "So, god, in the beginning you created the heaven and the earth, yes? God: "That is so" Int: "And you created everything else at around the same time then, y' know, people an so on?" God: "Yes." Int: "So all things were created at the same time? Plus or minus a week or so of course." God: "Yes" Int: "Then why is it that the earth is about 400 million years older than any organic life on it's surface?" God: "errrrmmmhh..." Int: "Yes?" God: "Well... it's like... um..." Int: "Are you saying you don't know?" God: "No, but y' see, it's kinda... uh.." This is god when you ask him anything. *starts rambling a little* Only humans have souls. Bullshit. If humans then all sentient life and it has been proven that many species are sentient... useless, crap god. *Much Peace* 010605 ... god it was taken out of context 010605 ... dB context is in the eye of the beholder. 010605 ... god exactly. 010620 ... ruecksprung my advice after a fucked-up job interview: treat yourself to a venti caramel macchiato at starbucks, and afterwards go to the movies... alternatively, if you are a girl and want to spend some more money, you could also go shoe-shopping... 031008 ... whitneypitneybowes i have an interview today and all i want to do is go in there and get em. (tiger). 060913 what's it to you? who go blather from