accolades_galore sabbie i was thinking about it, and im not sure this new job has taught me anything at all, bar what 33 x 12 is, which i didnt work out but asked a calculator and i type it so often that i can now remember it. 396. what a worthy thing. you know, im betting i'll get the order of australia for that. little johnnny will call me by name like in granduation and i'll stride across the stage with no shoes on, cos it is just like graduation and i was dared to graduate barefoot by my lecturer so i did. twice. but i digress, so i'll stride across the stage and all of austrail will be watching me in their little tellies wipeing tears away and bursting their chests with pride and little johnny will clamber up his little stepladder and stand on tippy-toes and pin to my shirt whatever it is they pin to your shirt to signifiy that you have the order of austraila. i imagine it will probably be a tacky pin thing in the shapre of austraila, all green and gold. and then after all the accolate has died down and i walk off stage, johnny will leave the other orders to his deputy while he runsrunsruns to the phone and he'll stand there at this oldfashioned gold and white phone all panting with exersion and sweat running down him little plump face and soaking into his school shirt and ring the next door neighbour he has the secret crush on, liz, and organise with her for a knighthood for me as well, and so the queen will fly me over on her personal plane and put me up at hotel buck' and they wont wait till the normal boring knighting ceromony, but theyll organise one especially for me and she'll swing the mighty but im betting deligate sword around her head with a special flourish shes been practising in the mirror for weeks just for me and then prounuce me sir sabbie and give me a fifedom, like scotland or something, and then we'll go backstage and giggling, she'll let me try on the crown and her big warm cape and then we'll go to devinshire tea and they'll give me one of those big black and tan dogs that look kinda rotwhiler, no, theyre the big fat ones. whats the thin black and brown ones? it’s a d word i think… well, anyway, its one of the dogs that arnt those but kinda look like that but you see them around, ferals mainly own them and theyre give me one of those, this one has brown fur around its neck that looks like a crown and then i'll get flown home again clutching a buck palace showbag that i was allowed to fill with anything i wanted. and all cos i can remeber that 33x12=396. sighs. i just found 33 on the contract and had to look at my little piece of paper i sticky taped to the other side of my monotr with the prices that come up agains and again so i dont have to calculate them every time and i found the 396 and then remembered the above stuff. and johnny is heartbroken and the whoole of the english speaking world is weaping, a period of mourning lasting 30 days and 30 nights becuase i failed, i failed them and its worse than when your football team fails cos they were all banking on me, plain old me and i forgot that they were and had i thought for a second, jsut a second, then i would have remembered that 33 times 12 was 396 and it would have been better than if the whole world came equal first in the olympics but i forgot and i feel terrible and now the earths population are sitting, shoulders slumped and faces dull and there is no hope, no hope left in the world at all anymore. do you think i should make them a speech or something? do you think that might help? 030508 ... niska he's so close to an implosion. we'll all have to feel bad for him, because he was kind enough to tell us we aren't total fuck-ups. today, anyway. 030508 ... newme . 040717 ... mt dobermans. the non-talking variety. 040913 ... sab mistree, i love you! thats exactly what i was thinkin of many pats for you babe for a bag of licorice allsorts worth of reasons. 050501 ... sab thats one of the things i like about blather. this converstaion has been held over three years. w00t, she said to me today and i repeat it here. w00t indeed, little purple bug. w00t indeedidoooooooo 050501 what's it to you? who go blather from