crazytown
Dafremen Listening to that song "Butterfly" by Crazytown (By choice? Are you kidding?! Hell no! My daughter just got a Hip Hop Jamz CD at the swap meet yesterday. Certain selections have been excruciating) and I hear the lyrics again for the first time. I remained as unimpressed with these half-hit wonders as I had been the first time. They were the Vanilla Ice of their time. Bad lyrics, passable ritmo, an idiotic looking front man. Anyhow, one line in particular struck me as hilarious, particularly coming from a guy whose face looks like that big felt tomato my grandma used to keep her straight pins in. The line goes something like, "the smartest thing you ever did was take a chance on me."

At the time, I'm thinking "he doesn't think much of this girl does he?"

I mean if taking a chance on a guy, who is fast on his way to a promising career at Seven-Eleven, and who has to avoid coming within 50 yards of the magnet at his local scrap yard, if taking a chance on this guy who is so arrogant that HE thinks going out with him is the smartest thing she ever did, if taking a chance on this guy is the SMARTEST thing she's ever done, she can't be too bright...can she?

Flossing would be smarter than that.
Buying underwear would be smarter than that.
Scratching your ass would be smarter than that.
Cutting your toenails would be smarter than that.
Making a plain bean burrito would be smarter than that.
Not leaving your keys in the car would be smarter than that.
Putting your pants on right way around would be smarter than that.
Wearing socks so your feet don't stink would be smarter than that.
Clicking the right button on your mouse would be smarter than that.
Not dropping your plate on the way to the table would be smarter than that.
Buying whole wheat bread instead of white bread would be smarter than that.
Avoiding hard-boiled eggs at the Wendy's salad bar would be smarter than that.
Paying the extra 25 cents to take the trolley instead of the bus would be smarter than that.
Avoiding Red (leave your wallet at the door) Lobster would be smarter than that (unless they had one of those all-you-can-eat crab leg specials....mmm.)

Wait, no...these things would be BRILLIANT compared to that. I'm not aiming low enough, let me try again.

Playing soccer in a minefield is smarter.
A haggis birthday cake would be smarter.
Snorting baby powder is smarter than that.
Even snorting quick dry cement is smarter.
Eating a bowl of thumbtacks would be smarter.
Shaving yer tongue with a straight razor is smarter.
The Backstreet Boys are (barely) smarter than that.
Juggling electric EELS would be smarter than that.
French kissing a tarantula would be smarter than that.
Tap dancing with nitroglycerin up your ass is smarter.
Feeding rocks to your dog would be smarter than that.
Wearing meat shorts into a lion cage would be smarter.
Filling your ears with red ants would be smarter than that.
Attaching jumper cables to your genitals would be smarter.
Sharpening your head with a wood chipper would be smarter.
Holding a blood drive in a shark tank would be smarter than that.
Taking a big crap in your kitchen sink would be smarter than that.
Searching for the prize in a box of baking soda is smarter than that.
Sticking unshelled walnuts up your nose would be smarter than that.
Playing the tuba near a hive of killer bees would be smarter than that.
Mistaking catsup for contact lens solution would be smarter than that.
Sticking your head in a bowling ball cleaner would be smarter than that.
Yanking the shorthairs off of a grizzly's anus would be smarter than that.
Mistaking black Kiwi shoe polish for toothpaste would be smarter than that.
Buying a Toyota ECHO would be smarter than that(YEESH...not by much though.)
Accidentally making Kool Aid with salt instead of sugar would be smarter than that
(Doing it ON PURPOSE because you hate the taste ALSO seems smarter than that)
Waiting for the gas station attendant at a self-serve pump would be smarter than that.
Working eel juggling into your Miss America talent showcase would be smarter than that.
Poking yourself in the eye with your shrimp fork while AT Red Lobster would be smarter than that.
Making a tuna on rye using a can of Fancy Feast cat food(liver and chicken flavor) would be smarter than that.
Kicking 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin in the nuts and calling his mother a toothless whore would be smarter than that
Eating mashed potatoes with your elbows to score points with your soon-to-be in-laws would be smarter than that.
And making s'mores with brown crayons because they MIGHT taste like chocolate if they're cooked first would be smarter than that.

In fact, there are a LOT of things that would be smarter than that.

Really, the only thing I can think of that would actually be DUMBER than taking a chance on the singer from Crazytown...would be to buy their album.
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p2 hmmm, that's funny...

i've done about 73.9% of the things listed here
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Judith I'm just having a computer class,and find ur website by Google.And I think that Darkhorse is pretty kool....... 040211
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kent brockman too crazy for boystown
too much of a boy for crazytown
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