dafremenism
. incommodious propensity to persistently construct excuses for oneself,
nevertheless also self promotes and incessantly brand names every and anything after himself
all within solitary inhalations
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silentbob don't forget insults others to get a response, then laughs when he does 021127
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daxle don't forget justifying whatever he does with arguements that have large gaps in their logic 021127
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daxle and don't forget my black t-shirt
give me my blather back, you bitch
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Dafremen A sickness. A black festering disease that affect every level of society. An escalation of hurtful and bitter egotism based on both offensive actions and subsequent defensive reactions. It's symptoms are manifested quite simply in the form of negative criticisms, hateful words and deeds and, in the real world, most often culminate in physical violence.

Unfortunately, the cure appears to be a long way off, as we, as a society are in a state of denial as to the existence of such a condition.
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. you mean, as YOU are in a state of denial 021127
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??????? A tendency to coerce or otherwise force seagulls into performing deviant acts of interspecies sex. 021127
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Dafremen I was trying to figure out what good could come of responding to all of that. Then it STRUCK me...the message gets bumped to the top! Long as some good comes out of this to counteract all of the cynical, negative crap...by all means. Let's bump this baby!

Here folks, is dafremenism in action.
(Ok that's your cue to respond gents.)
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stork daddy like a charismatic cult leader. well minus the charisma. tee hee 021128
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Toxic_Kisses you_know I waz thinkin the same thing earlyer! *L* 021128
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Dafremen Hey...now that's only funny because I deserve it! 021130
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Dafremen And I am too charismatic....mother told so! So there! 021130
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Dafremen Oh, and our first membership meeting will be held in the abandoned Branch Davidian Compound...Waco Texas...bring your bibles and your firearms. No flash photography folks...Puhlease. 021130
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??????? Great! You can molest all the kids and then be burned to death, Daffyman! 021130
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Dafremen You really ARE having fun aren't you? Well, I suppose as long as you're going to be here, you might as well get some barbecue sauce. Ummm...make it Hunt's...please?! 021130
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??????? As long as you're comfortable with me wishing death upon you, we'll get along just fine, Daffyman. 021130
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Dafremen And as long as you're comfortable hiding behind a bunch of question marks, you're just a tagger...ok nobodyman?

P.S. Email me, the address is attached to the name. No shame here...dear.
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Dafremen Wow, the things I won't do after a couple of brandies. F*ck it...come on with it nobody man. Be real, show yer face...you p*ssy!

Did I say *hic* yet?

*hic*
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??????? Hey, no fair responding 6 months later you crazy bitch. But I guess I get the last word, here, since you apparently left this vaunted blue messageboard to drive a bus in Mexico, haunted by baleful visions of fiery apocalypse foreseen by your daughter (for whom I truly feel sorry).

But maybe you'll be back someday. After all, in hindsight, every persona you ever adopted and conveniently discarded was pretense, so it wouldn't be a surprise to learn that Tragic Armageddon Anticipating Daffo was just another lie you pawned off to the Blather community in an attempt to alleviate the crushing tedium of your miserable domesticity.

By the way, as a tribute to you, I'm going to masturbate to a picture of myself tonight. I'll always love you.
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dafremen loves punctuation marks!!! Not sure why I revisited. I think question mark person flattered me with their attentions and now I'm infatuated. 120220
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epitome of incomprehensibility I was curious: I went back looking at your (dafremen's) past blathes to see what was so purportedly annoying. Then I looked at the dates on this page and realized this was started around ten years ago. Tempting fate, because I haven't had good luck with links, but my favourite: the_reality_check_bounced.

"Ism" assumes coherence, and I would not do the dishonour of calling you coherent. Love and irrelevance,

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daf I believe Lemon Soda is saving you a seat over there. : ) (He has popcorn.) 120221
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e_o_i Popcorn! Sounds fine to me. Can't say I'll be a constant viewer, but I do intend to visit blather more this semester if time allows. I appreciate your words and others'. 120221
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