ask_prozen_fizza *_the missing link_* so tell me: who are you really? and why are you always prozen? ever think of taking a vacation into an oven? 020118 ... prozen fizza i am merely a hard mass of cold cheese and inexpensive sauce, therefore i know not who i am i am pro zen because i am the sound of one pepperoni clapping oventually, i'll die a warm death my cousin prozac fizza has opted for the quicker chemical path to enmeltinment 020118 ... oren Why do they have to put carroway seeds in the sausage all the time? Those_things_really_suck. 020118 ... pineapple fun why is pineapple so fun? 020118 ... prozen fizza carroway seeds: big business special interest groups no term-limits enron pineapple in epsom salts is less fun unless it is more fun but never equal fun///also cuz it has the cleaning power of pine with the pandowdy goodness of johnny potseed's friend the reverend bud green 020118 ... prozen fizza forgot: 's apple 020118 ... TK prozen fizza What is your goal in life? 020118 ... prozen fizza well i cant really be a goal in this life cuz im an americanized italian bread product but in my next life id like to be a hockey goal PING!!!! ooooh that wouldve tied the game for the canucks what a shame that is one tough hockey goal yep bob made of steel from pittsburg ya know as for this life being pro zen i hope to just be content with my cheesiness and maybe have some sweet juicy pineapple smothered all over me also to have my name pronounced correctly cuz the kids always tease and say fizzy fizza like with a lisp and i dont even have a lisp but its pronounced like feetsuh 020119 ... pineapple fun are you cute? 020119 ... prozen fizza well fizza pace is usually a derogatory term used for people like neil lomax the one time nfl quarterback but being a prozen fizza the term is endearing to me and remember anyone looks good with me in their mouth but that is crude and fizzas arent known for crudite except maybe for an appetizer so anyway foodism exists and people judge me for the color of my sauce but im pretty inside love me for my ingredients my mom papardelle con gelato used to say aw shucks now im turning golden brown from embarassment 020119 ... the clarifier goalie 020119 ... patch Why are there no people looking in at my windows anymore? ( i always felt so safe when i was being watched over) 020119 ... prozen fizza actually i meant goal not goalie hence the steel reference for goalies are generally not made of steel im a lowly prozen fizza afterall so to jump from aisle 7 to being a human is karmically a bit much to ask but thanks for clarifying and to patch i think you know the answer the fifty states are calling you you need to go to the capital city of each of the fifty states you can skip DC and guam etc just the plain old fifty and the strength and security that you gained in having others watch you is now to be passed on by you look into exactly one window in each capital city and then you will achieve enmelitinment start with bismarck ND yes i know its cold now but someone really needs you there right now 020119 ... prozen fizza and although you may also achieve enmelitinment i meant that you would achieve enmeltinment as such is the goalie yes goalie of a desciple of prozen fizza though that may not be your desire look within your window to know 020119 ... thing jello? 040325 ... prozen fizza yes well many things come to mind because this morning i had a chance to see jello biafra for free but figured by the time i got out of bed to respond to the prompt put forth by the person on my clock radio alarm the correctly numbered caller would have already made it through and my warm oven of a bed would have been left for no reason also i think of the cute girl named julie at band camp over twenty years ago who had a great booty the attributes of which we likened to wonderfully jiggly jello and of course being musicians we crafted new words to the old jello brand gelatin ads paying high honor to this young vixen's lovely rearward mounds and the church basement with too many lutheran jello creations floods my childhood recall why were they never enjoying the delights of dough and sauce and cheese and sausage why these bean salads and jello molds but i grew from small to medium to large and learned of my semi-italian heritage along the way and now i see that without the jello my path would not have been my path i hope that clears things up 040326 ... realistic optimist why does spinach taste so good only on a cooked version of you? and why does canadian bacon suck as bad as american cheese? 040327 what's it to you? who go blather from