thy_and_megan's_blather_wedding Thyartshallshant I Love You Megan! Are you ready? 010121 ... twiggie i can't believe this is happening. i wonder how many people are tearing out their hair at this point... 010121 ... new yawk preachuh "uuhhhh (*hack*) do youse thy take da lovely ms. megan as yer foist wife?" 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Wait! God's gonna do it! 010121 ... Megan oh my gosh of course I'm ready! but wasn't god going to do the ceremony? oh I don't care! Let's just get to the honeymoon as quickly as possible! 010121 ... god ok, i'll take off my stupid sheep-suit. it's me. 010121 ... Megan yay! 010121 ... Thyartshallshant YAY! Im here! Im ready baby! 010121 ... Megan no pre wedding jitters here! god, are you ready? Cuz I don't think I can wait much longer. 010121 ... unhinged wait wait wait....don't you need someone to stand for you megan and make sure you don't trip on the train of your dress? 010121 ... Thyartshallshant I Know! I'm so excited sweetie, I've always wondered what this day would be like! 010121 ... Megan you're right! unhinged, since your thoughtfulness bore the idea, would you do it for me? I'd be so pleased to have you be a part of my wedding. 010121 ... twiggie i'm going to sit in the back of the church and sulk because nobody loves me. *Sulk sulk sulk* 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Come on god! Where are you? 010121 ... god duck! rhin is throwing soup again! 010121 ... twiggie god i ask of you one favor. do not wed these 2 until i'm the maid of honor. thanks! *smile* -twiggie 010121 ... Rhin i will just remain on the sidelines, to throw alphabet soup on the newly wedded couple as they leave for their 'honeyroom'! i love you thy...congratulatons babe! congrats megan! 010121 ... god ok, do you two wanna get hitched and toddle off to the honeymoon suite asap or whut? 010121 ... god twiggie, you are the FRENCH maid of honor 010121 ... Rhin ...which we will affectionately call the 'honeyroom'! 010121 ... god anyone got any extra crackers? 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Sounds good. But Twiggie, you'll have to ask Megan about that, shes the one incharge of that whole part of the wedding. 010121 ... Megan ok it's all good now! twiggie/yessi is my maid of honor, it's official. as far as I'm concerned, god, we're already man(purrrrr) and wife.. we just have to make it holy in your eyes. Whenever thy's ready... 010121 ... Thyartshallshant *constantly hitting refresh button* Im ready! 010121 ... god oops, i need a paper towel 010121 ... twiggie i have to give her away? oh god...this is happening too fast! only 20 minutes have gone by and she's going to be MARRIED! *starts to hyperventolate* 010121 ... god o.k. ZZAAPP!!! ahemmmm! by the power vested in me by.......uhhhhh...... me. i pronounce you bound like a chinese girl's foot in the eyes of DE LAWD. namely, me. you may kiss or whatever! 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Hurry up god! I can't keep my pants on any longer! 010121 ... twiggie AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 010121 ... Thyartshallshant *reaches out and kisses Megan*... *begins to take off her dress* 010121 ... Megan god, I don't think an ancient rite of pain and oppression of women should be a metaphor for the hottest union the new millenium has seen yet... 010121 ... Megan oh what the hell..... but darling.... don't we have to wait for Rhin's honeyroom? 010121 ... god shit, i dropped my spoon again. 010121 ... ThyartshallshantHappyHornyAndMarried! I think we should head off to the honeyroom! 010121 ... unhinged ummm...damn looks like i missed it i blinked it and it was done jesus christ 010121 ... twiggie *continually stabs herself in the thumb with a safety pin* are you sure about this? i mean...are you sure? 010121 ... god ummmm... sorry. as my friend jackie used to say, "whaddya expect for a hundred bucks?" 010121 ... twiggie it happened?!?! ALREADY!? sniff 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Come on over to the honeyroom... Megan only. 010121 ... twiggie oops 010121 ... peyton I told you you were popular Thy. And you didn't listen. told you so told you so told you so 010122 ... silentbob gosh thy isnt getting married over the internet like cheating on your internet girlfriend? maybe you should rethink this 010122 ... Thyartshallshant *kicks bob under the table* Shut up! 010122 ... Megan WHAT ONLINE GIRLFRIEND??!!! 010122 ... god what?! my soup's not even cold! 010122 ... Thyartshallshant Hey! I told you i was taken! But this is just a blather marrage anyway! It's ok! 010122 ... silentbob i dunno... im sure whatever girlfriend i had would be pretty pissed if i blatherly married someone are ya gonna tell her, thy? 010123 ... Megan why me? 010123 ... Thyartshallshant Awwww, don't say that Megan, you know it hurts me to see you sad. 010123 ... Megan I didn't know you had an online girlfriend! 010124 ... Thyartshallshant She's not an online girlfriend, it's a long distance relationship. You asked if i had a gf and i said, yes, that i was taken. But i agreed to get blather married to you because I've always liked your words, especially the NCSG things. 010124 ... ~gez~ can i have a blather wedding please? 021011 ... go away no. fuck off. 021011 what's it to you? who go blather from