la_ou_l_image_va fyn gula "these are the days of the unraveling. the thread is pulled from the tapestry. where does the picture go? 010513 ... lu_cid "if you want to destroy my sweater pull this thread as you walk away. sooner or later i'll be naked. lying on the floor. lying on the floor I come undone." I believe in unravelling in a wild cat paw frenzy. no no no bad kitty. now run away so I can ravel it back up. I don't want mom to yell. It's mother's day and we are supposed to clean not clutter. but dear god the knots!!!!!! the knots!!!! just cut them out. we can save the pieces and throw them to the birds. 010513 ... fyn gula and to the birds they went reassembled as a collage, void d'art, where the the viewing is accompanied by the soundtrack of cardinals' throaty warbling. "ahem." she said with one in her beak. "this will make my nest original." 010513 ... lu_cid "yeah...." said the squirell snickering jaggedly ".. umm, but the blue jays already took most of it and you thought last year's idea was brilliant , until you realized that the horse hair came out of its ass. Be original. use twigs. Be original. use leaves." he went to scamper away and then turned and with a last twitch blurted, "Use your fucking feathers." 010513 ... fyn gula "you know," the robin, who was becoming gradually tempermental. "aren't you the one i tweaked on the hiney last spring because you were trying to steal my eggs?" the squirrel, who was wondering if the egg he just ate was bad, ("damn stomach ache," he moaned to himself.) said,"go ahead blame the minority." 010513 ... lu_cid "and by the way you didn't tweak my ass because I was stealing your eggs you tweaked it because I told you to put your damn nest the same place you got it from." with this he scampered off in a mad rush and not paying attention was nabbed by a cat named jerry who had been watching with deep intent the entire time. "Hey you fucking bulldog," the squirrell squeaked, "Just because the name your owners gave you has left you with a damn inferiority complex doesn't mean you pick on me. Go eat cat food. I don't have a drop of meat in me, only nuts. I swear." "Huh?" The cat asked, a piece of thread still stuck in its teeth and then gave the squirrel a fierce smack in the face. 010513 ... fyn gula it hurt. "what the fuck?" the squirrel yelled, feeling the pain like a bee sting. "i need you for 3:45 tea." the cat said, simply. "what would you give me in exchange for my life? freedom? 010513 ... lu_cid just let me play for awhile I promise I won't kill you. it will be fun. Just then the robin flew over head, "Yeah..." she had a new thread. "It will be great. Let him." The squirrell raised a fist. "Go eat a grasshopper!!!!" He turned and stared into the deep green pools of the tabby, "Now jerry, listen.....you see.... ummm" The cat opened its jaws. "DAAAAWWWWWGGGGG!!!!!!!!!" 010513 ... fyn gula oh. the dog. what should i tell you? that he woke from sleep, heard the distress call and saved the day? that he woke from sleep when he heard his name and then rolled on his back and started snoozing again? that he didn't even wake up? 010513 ... lu_cid I am the dog. I am what makes life what it is. the tension. the indigestion that comes from sleepless nights and fake energy. I am what keeps us going from day to day. from terror to excitement. I am life, because to know life and all its questions all its secrets is to be miserable, it is the questions that keep us going it is the dog that chases us, only taking one bark to make us run, or at least jump. SHUT UP!!!!!!! 010513 ... unhinged so that's why those squirrels always look so tortured? the squirrels seem to be the most hated rodents of the woodland world. 010513 what's it to you? who go blather from