dear_easter_bunny sameolme I thought I should write and say that I still believe in you and always will. With all the talk about acheyisms going round I just want you to know that you don't have to prove nothin to me. Every time I bite into a graven image of you, my tongue sings your praises. You are my favorite imaginary being of all time. Love, 041113 ... from now on bunnies rock, and hop 041113 ... from now on the cadbury commercials screwed up my mind for life i always expect bunnies to sound like chickies i wonder what real easter bunnies sound like? is there one big god-like easter bunny? or are there lots of easter bunnies? 041113 ... from now on i wonder what the tooth fairy thinks of the easter bunny? 041113 ... sameolme Imagine Luis Armstrong after a hit of helium, thats what the Easter Bunny sounds like. There is only one Easter Bunny, but he/she can reproduce like, well like bunnys, thereby appearing to be everywhere. You wouldn't understand omnipresence, it's an imaginary being thing. 041113 ... frank banion Is this some sort of slick commet on God? You trying to say that God doesn't exist? If only you saw the things I did, and you'd would know how wrong you are. I'll be praying for you. 041114 ... sameolme Thanks Frank, and I'll pray for you. Now as for the connection between the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy; they have been friends for a long time. (just friends, really) Lately there have been strains on the relationship as the Tooth Fairy has faced allegations of being in cahoots with the body parts mafia. The special prosecutor alledges sp? that by paying children for teeth she is conditioning them to be willing to sell a kidney later on in life. The Easter Bunny has naturally wanted to distance himself from the whole, sorrid affair and any questions about his own effects on children's teeth and the kickbacks he allegedly receives from the American Dental Association. 041115 ... sameolme Hi! I just wanted to write and assure you that just because I don't cotton to some jealous, vengeful, imaginary beings, doesn't mean that I don't love you. I am forever devoted to you, and I would go to the ends of my block for you. Hell, I'd even cross the street for you! So when you hear me being called an "imaginaphobe" just remember that ,like you, many of my best friends are imaginary. What? Yeah I know, all my friends are imaginary. Yeah yeah yeah, drop it please. I said drop it, or I'll tell my fairy godmother about what you did with the eggs last year. Damn it, you always do this when I'm trying to be nice. Fluff off! 041211 ... Mr. Marksman . 041213 ... dafremen If you believe in Love, then what is Love but another name for God? That you act in the name of Truth, Love and Unity must certainly be good enough to find you counted among the faithful. Vengeful? Let's certainly hope not. Jealous? Perhaps toward other "gods" such as hate, greed, malice and malevolence, but probably not. Probably with a forgiving eye toward our errors in judgement, the firm guidance and hopeful heart of a loving parent toward us as we go about making our daily mistakes. If you believe in, and exercise Love toward those around you, then you are more religious, in fact, and more devoted to God than likely you ever knew. Perhaps I will pray, instead for those who judge you, and maybe, if I'm lucky, they'll pray for me too. 041216 ... p2 dear easter bunny, the tooth fairy called you a pussy. lots of love, p2 041216 ... sameolme Dear EB, you should listen to Daffy; yes even cartoon ducks have wisdom. And I'll give odds that the EB can take down the TF in less than three rounds. 041216 ... sameolme About those eggs you left this time. They're all very ahhh...very unusual. I've never seen a geodesic egg before, and one of them keeps beeping. I asked your fairy god uncle, Ralph, about them and he mumbled something about extemporaneous genomic manipulation. What I want to know is....if I let them hatch....well..... would I be more likely to survive if I ate them or let them hatch? Your Friend, 070409 ... sameolme Please remember this time that my eggs have to be from vegan free range ducks who have been tested by a representative of every religion for strict orthoducksy. 080322 what's it to you? who go blather from