what_to_name_my_sheep
Aimee I have a cute little sheep now... she's fluffy... i don't know what to name her though... Lamb chop seems pretty sick, and lame at the same time. any suggestions? 010718
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kingsuperspecial name her "kitty" 010718
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squillo pudding 010718
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Aimee no... more creative 010718
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Sol (at school) mephistopholes 010719
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Dafremen I suggested Flo0ma Aimee...too Polynesian for a sheep?

Yea yer probably right it does seem a bit pretentious for livestock.
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Sol how long will you have this sheep? is it destined for a dinner plate? 010719
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Aimee It is not destined for a dinner plate!!! How dare you suggest such a thing! Granted I do love lamb, but this was a present, and it is alive so therefore it shall remain so. I don't know about these names though... keep 'em coming.. 010719
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Weed Eater How will rose-petal get to play with his happy li'l sheep? uh-oh...you don't mean-? NOOOOO! 010719
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Karp name the sheep:

Q-tip (cute-tip)

or...

Poppycock
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mmm mylittleballoffuzz 010719
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Sol futility of little undulating tertiary equines

or "flute" for short
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Aimee I like poppycock.... but it's just not right... she's very spritely 010719
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black-dyed gel product Faustus 010719
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Aimee Faustus.... oooh.. but just doesn't seem right 010719
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baby satan krullkempf.
kempfy for short.
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Aimee how about something a little more shakespearean? 010720
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OuT fluffy 010720
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black-dyed gel product Banquo, Laertes, or Mercutio 010720
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baby satan flatulence. 010720
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The Truth Hamlet The Wonderfuzz!

or...

Othello, mighty white beast of peace.


OR, How about this one:

The earless emu Stikes back.
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Aimee I HAVE NAMED MY SHEEP!!!!!!!! Que Queg 010720
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*Ziima* What sheep? Sheeps? 010720
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The Truth hmmm :(

I like hamlet the wonderfuzz better.

Maybe that's what Weed Eater should name Rose Petal's Sheep.
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god in milwaukee i got a sheep named tonya. i have first dibs on her anal virginity. 010720
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Dafremen Q.Q. for short Aimee? 010721
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Sol what happened to your cat god? 010721
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Sol hanamenius 010721
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florescent light wait a minute
you actually own a sheep...
How does that happen?
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god in milwaukee i still have a cat named tonya, but she is now talking and typing and having lucid, complex thoughts. 010721
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Sol exponentially acelerated evolution?
Damn I hate when that happens, my dog keeps asking me for a car. He just wont accept that they dont make cars for dogs legs (he cant control the pedals)
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kingsuperspecial "...I was just helping that sheep over the fence..."; 010721
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black-dyed gel product I like the Moby-Dick reference 010721
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Aimee Daffy gave me the sheep.. geez you people.. pay attention... lol 010721
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grendel nyarlathotep

either that or cthulu

yeah, that's the ticket
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Casey horse 010721
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*Ziima* Moby Dick was me! I refered to QueQueg...yep...*feels special*
I'mma big Moby Dick Fan.

...that sounds aweful...
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The Truth hmmmmm...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
hm..

You know? I think casey is right!

You should definitely have named your sheep "horse".
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Aimee *hangs head* doesn't anyone like my little quequeg? 010722
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Dafremen I'm trying REALLY hard to Aimee. (scrunches face up in a really-trying very-hard kind of way) 010723
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florescent light Que Queg was the name of Scully's dog on the X-files. she took him out for a walk one night and he was eaten. all she has left is his collar and name tag. 010723
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Sol i think i won a sheep too, as i intend to take over the world with it i am going to call it......um.........phil, phil the sheep 010723
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Casey Don't worry Aimee, I like quequeg. Even though I've never met it. But I like anyone that I've never met. It's only after I get to know them really well that I judge them.
Good for me.
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DannyH Kreuzfeld Jacob 010723
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Gollum "hours of drunken entertainment"
or "fluffy pin cushion of love"
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Jen Guster 010723
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Dafremen I personally would like to thank whatever it was on that X-Files episode that ate Scully's dog (I shudder to say it) QueQueg, for sparing us all the excruciating pain of having to go through an entire season, listening to her pronounce that AWFUL name in her come-hither "here doggie" voice.
))Double-shudder((

I would name my sheep Azo0l after the sky.
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Euan If I had a sheep I would name it "cow" or "horse" or something, that might be quite funny ad people would think I was really strange. ha! ha! haa! 010925
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zenfishsticks i had a great dane named queequeg once.

she was large, black, and a cannibal. it only seemed appropriate.

a damn fine dog.

also, i appreciated the irony of that being scully's dog's name, since we've seen it eating human flesh in previous episodes. get it?
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unhinged the implication of 'cannibal' in this post is rather confusing

does your dog eat people or other great danes?
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ellen cherry charles "Rigor Mortis" 020127
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tonya "grandma" 020128
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sonofamotherlessgoat worst_physical_pain 020129
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Mahayana (: sweater :) 020129
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good people humpy the slime excretion 020129
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Fli Honey 020129
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she d-o-g

pronounced: de-'oh-gee
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fli with the on the wall scoop Bet she will answer to BaaaaaBee! 020131
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blue star butch. 020131
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good people handlebars 020322
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god handlebars gets my vote 020621
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