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ahem looking guilty I am queen of dibs! I have dibs on dibs! 991214
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an arse true, you do have dibs on dibs, but who has dibs on those? I have to ask. 000102
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looking innocent I've got them too. I have ka-chillion dibs. Dammit! 000105
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sid fishus I have a great disbelief in the double dibs theory. And, in addition, i'm sure somewhere, there must be an ancient guy with many many more dibs than you! 000110
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looking slightly irate (and snarky) suspend your disbelief o doubting one, i will sink down to your level and use logic...Who else would possibly be stupid enough to do that?!?! As a hypothetical *sure* but who is gonna make a giant sized claim like that? ME that's who! If my paths cross with this ancient guy I'll shoot him. Then I will be the only one who...oh no...Can't stop...Brought it upon yourself...
Hey, the double dibs theory WORKS ok,you're just looking on being bitter whilst everyone else dibs' the cool stuff cause you don't have the authority to dibs and no one is going to take your claim to dibsness seriously. (if I have anything to do with it and I DO) I'm gonna tell all my dibsy friends about you...
I have ALL the dibs *insert tacky horror flick evil villain laugh here* hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!
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spikey-ho what are dibs? 000124
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gigaphairy Hmm dibs.
The utter epipheny of possesivness.
"I dibs!" children have been known to cry, growing up a corperate tycoons...
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Steve Sept.14th,2000
Your Majesty, Queen of Dibs:
On bended knee I prithee, wilt thou deign to hear out a knave of such scant fortune as he shakes in his footwear for want of words to speak to you? My name is Steve. I live in North Carolina with my cat, Oinkla. I write to you because you may be the person I have been seeking for some years now. If you are not whom I think you are, please disregard this missive. But first, let me ask you: did you attend Bard College briefly in August, 1987? Did you have one or two conversations while at Bard with a young man named Steve (it is I) and didn't you tell him you were from Chicago, that your mother is German, that your Dad is a businessman and your birthday is toward the end of the month of October?
Whether or not you did or did not tell me these things, I remember a young woman of such radiant beauty and lovely manners that I should like very much to exchange e-mail with her on the internet. That is, assuredly, all I desire. I have much to tell about myself and to explain lest I seem a forward knave. Again, if you do not fit the above description, I'm sorry I intruded on your web site. It will not happen again. Farewell, Milady...

Stephen K. Smith
1206 White Pine Dr.
Durham, NC 27705
(919) 309-2419
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Steve Sept. 14th,2000
Your Majesty, Queen of Dibs,
I got my own e-mail address wrong last time I wrote to you. Below, find the correct address.
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nom they said i "have first dibs" 061110
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