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farmfish
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what does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth that are collected?
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she eats them, but not before sending overexposed pictures of herself across the globe using provocative pseudonyms.
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the tooth fairy is actually ripping you off. You see, human teeth are one of the main ingredients in most high profile soft drinks. She gives you some small chump change for your teeth and sells 'em to the Coca-Cola corporation for massive amounts of cash. She's living it up in her high class 17 story mansion on the moon while you can't even get your beat-up Chevy to start. Next time you lose a tooth keep it, or better yet, steal other people's teeth. It's a surefire way to make mucho dinero at the expense of others. Just grab a pair of pliers and invite a few friends over.
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farmfish
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to you, what is very cool?
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unhinged
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i think that the tooth fairy makes hemp necklaces with all the teeth like my brother is going to with his wisdom teeth that he just got taken out. all four of them and he's only sixteen. anyways..... to me, playing an awesome piece like dvorak's serenade for strings and having those beautiful rehearsal moments where it is honestly some of the most wonderful music making you've ever participated in in your life is very cool.
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farmfish
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did you ever walk in a corn maze? what's it like?
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translucent
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very cool is listening to some hardcore-trance and being able to look at you... touch your skin and kiss your lips
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god
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corn maize. ha ha ha.
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Casey
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It's great fun. Just remember to always break a corn stalk every few feet or so. And if you get the heart, dimond, spade, and club you can get a free soda from the gas station.
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farmfish
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when kids dress up as osama bin laden for halloween, is it because they are afraid of him, mocking him, or something different altogether?
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Norm
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good_for_a_laugh same with the lot of it ya know?
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ilovepatsajak
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i've been in a corn maze, it was lame-o.
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sabbie
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for the tooth fairy question, i think that they swap the tooths (tooves?) with little green aliens who are conspiring to cataloug the DNA of everyone on earth. they have turned to alternative methods since they learned all they could from anal probes. the tooth fair(ies?) get shining, glittering technology that they cannot build themselves to further their goal of changing the world.wide fairy image from cute little pink fluttering things to a more real, life.like image of feral faires who cannot be tamed but lunchboxes and cups and pencils and stationary and tshirts and p.js and party bags and crockery and cutlery and clothing and bedspreads and sheets and so on... the tooth fairies are the small rebellion force out to change the world.
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farmfish
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what is this sour stuff anyway that dinkboy, quicksilver girl, and freak the geek must eat?
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ClairE
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the taste of defeat. best combatted by warm_milk. we all win!
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squishyfarmfishy
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cleverClairE, but you won't be able to schmooth me over so mutely (is that a woid? nuh uh. but it sounded like i should sez it.) look, you're down to two, (tutu? desmond? or should i be wearin' one?) dinkboy is out. 2 players left. would hot tea work? or water? put your finkin' cap on and tie a knot in it. sabbie! we need you here!
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lemons who have had bad days at the office and a long history of a nasty life? thats the sourest thing i can think of right now... failed again, didnt i? but i will be a riddlefish, once day...
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squishyfarmfishy so proud of sabbie
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actually, and i don't quite know how you arrived at the correct answer, (well, maybe i do, because me finx you've had a few rotten turns at the woikplace) but lemons with a decadent history in any form (bad days at the office, nasty life in general, white and ghastly gross on the branch of my brother's tree in california) definately and without provocation qualify as the sole substance that this unfortunate trio had to put into their mouths. therefore sabbie, although you haven't guessed the riddle itself, i cannot deem you an official riddlefish, (or is that ofishal?) now, hold on, before you go away kicking your feet and creating an unwarranted dust storm, let me say, you have qualified as a public riddlegodlet! cheers darling and you will be a riddlefish one day, i know it.
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what's it to you?
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