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vomit
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amorfus
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frothy purple goodness It's more good than bad, trust me!
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projectile
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amorfus
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vomit when you're sick to get healthy. vomit when you're healthy to get oh-so pure. vomit to get too skinny. vomit for fun and profit. vomit to be tasteless. pay dues to the porcelain god. vomit up the bad energy inside you. you can tell a lot by someone's vomit. i've never seen an elephant vomit, but i bet they can. vomit up that bacterial shit-drug, ethanol. vomit the good drugs, too. for Robitussin shamans, vomit is that funky swirling purple-yellow. with tobacco, an infusion not vomited promptly enough will kill the shaman, painfully at that. for ayahuasca initiates, one must be experience La Purga before any real work is to be done. "I had a vision of a Mexican man, dressed in traditional Huichole garb, kneeling and vomiting on himself. He looked up at me with a knowing glance, and continued his vomiting." Just vomit. Enlightenment through reverse peristalsis.
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The definition in Webster's dictionary was the subject of much amusement to my sisters and I when we were young. It read as follows. "To belch forth; GUSH." Why that was so funny, i have no clue.
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vomits,spew,keck,retch,blech out loud,cast up,bring up, barf,disgorge,expectorate,clear the throat,purge hawk,spit,sputter,ralph,splutter,slobber,drivel,slaver,eructate,drool,,disembowel, EVACUATION!!!jao!
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It's that in me there is no sorcery, there is no anger, there are no lies. Because I don't have garbage, I don't have dust. The sickness comes out if the sick vomit. They vomit the sickness. They vomit because the mushrooms want them to. If the sick don't vomit, I vomit. I vomit for them and in that way the malady is expelled. The mushrooms have power because they are the flesh of God. And those that believe are healed. Those that do not believe are not healed. -Maria Sabina
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i read this today and thought, hey what a good idea. the mushrooms i'll use as a tool to sort myself. but am i a skeptic? (see above) it depends. so i ate the little bit of leftover guys (see mushrooms) i had but i forgot that i had to vomit.
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Wayne
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it just takes guts
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guts
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guts
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shaddup
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grasshopper
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One time when I was a child I got so drunk on whiskey that I blacked out and woke up covered in vomit. It was also splashed all over the walls and the ceiling. How it got on the ceiling, I'll never know.
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grasshopper
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a tip: never vomit on a hardwood floor and leave it sitting there over night.
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el chorizon
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undercooked sesame shicken from a cheap chinese restaurant next to the school... later that night, at work it hits me... it dawns on me as i see the fried rice and vegetables still intact that i need to chew my food more thouroughly
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el chorizon
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pardon the typos, i think i may still be drunk from last night, ( or was it this morning?)
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beer and asparagus do not mix
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moonshine
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This girl at school.. Elementary. She would always vomit all over our desks,and they would throw sawdust over it. I hated it so how she vomited all over my crap, my things. The sawdust, the janitor. Her Shame.
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amorfus
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Vomit speaks louder than words.
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ETHEL PEWTER
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EAT MORE PEWTER!
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Persona
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Never tastes quite as good the second time around
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drank to much...Vomit peeling my chest like I wanted...now on my knees to prey
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technicolor grendel
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funny_puking_stories
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phil
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this is some of the most discusting blather I have ever seen.
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phil
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monkeys are gross.
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phil
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apes are gross
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phil
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apes are gross.
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daxle
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things_I_currently_like ?
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Vomit-Volume of the Mettle VOMET VOMET VOMET vomet vo VOMET VOMET VOMET its its IT CAN't CORRECT IM VOMETING TO MUCH VOMET.
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god
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http://www.vomitus.com/
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Glory Box
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my heart hurts in the middle of the night when i think of you, i think of you.
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girl_jane
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I think it'd make me feel better...
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other than
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Praying to the Porcelain God Making an offering of Blood and Vomit At the Alter of Lost Hopes Lost Hopes? No Last Hopes? Last Hopes lost Lost again
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misstree
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please i want this all of this where i can look at it from a safe distance
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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