where_the_hell_is_a_dave_when_you_need_one jane please tell me 021105 ... cheech and chong dave's not here 021105 ... gay gizmo providence, and hes a really sweet guy too. you should try him out. I'll lend him to ya 021106 ... nate it's not a bird, it's not a plane. it must be dave, who's on the train. come and come and get ya, come and come and get ya. tell him that I told ya. yeah. scooter 021106 ... sweetheart of the song tra bong these are the daves I know I know, these are the daves I know some of them are david but most of them are dave they all have hands but they come from different moms 021106 ... DannyH Never lean on a Dave, unless you're wearing kneepads. 021107 ... observer especially a dave christ 021107 ... eddie monster hi, my name's dave and i'm a alcoholic. hi, my name's dave and i'm a sexaholic. hi' my name's dave and i'm addicted to narcotics. hi, my name's dave and i'm dyeing from a sexually transmitted desease because of my sexual addiction. i became obsessed with sex when i was thirteen. i was just washing my penis and all of this stuff came out. i wasn't scared though, y'know. some people say it freaked em out at first, but it felt so damn good, so i just knew it couldn't hurt a thing. i spent so much time with my penis after that. then i found out it was even better when someone else made me feel that good. sorry about your mom barry. so anyway, man i would sleep with anybody, anytime. really i had to be sleeping with people just to have a good time. and i couldn't sleep sleep, because there were always strangers in my bed that i didn't trust or know. so when ever my eyes were to heavy to stay open any longer i would stumble out of whatever bed and throw on some heavy clothes and walk to the closest bus stop. sometimes i'd fall asleep while i was waiting. i'd get on the bus and stumble to the back and fall asleep to the purr of her diesel engine.who knows where those busses went or how many times they went there. but i was there; the whole time. usually when i'd wake up my hand would be down in my pants wrapped around my dick; hard of coarse. some lady'd be sitting there smiling or scowling, a kid, oblivious, a gangmember shaking his head. or sometimes i'd wake up and my pants would be all undone and my dick would be all wet and sticky like someone had had it in there mouth or something. my life was just spinning out of control. my name is dave and i'm a sexaholic dying from a sexually transmitted disease. 021111 ... merbein My name is actually David but a lot of people call me Dave although I find that annoying some times. Most people called David I think would prefer to be called David. Which after all is what is written on their birth certificate. Mind you mostly it is because I don't like the person and mostly I don't mind when someone I like calls me Dave. I know that might be shallow but there you have it. Anyway if you do want to call me Dave and would like to e-mail, send me a message on david.harding@immi.gov.au 021112 ... reitoei this modern lack of daves is reprehensible and will undoubtedly lead to total economic collapse!! back in my day, we always had a dave 021112 ... david lee roth life goes on without me (just a gigolo) 021112 ... bethany i'm not too sure i'd need him around right now he'd laugh and tell me he was right that i was up to my old self again except he has the gold metal of overcoming me he had the sass on a leash he was skilled but i was so mean to him do i never learn 021112 ... eddie monster natural selection 021118 ... tacos con sproulch probably not van_halening 021118 ... jane dave was a side dish make way for the main dish the main dish is empty 021118 ... jane oh my god, that was a haiku and i didn't even mean it 021118 ... Dave uh... someone rang? 030103 ... haiku inequality five plus six plus six may equal five, seven, five but it's not haiku 030103 ... IWishICouldGoWithDavid I have a few spares... I'm willing to share. 030104 ... *nat* Dave is next door but one to me. He lives up to the reputation of a common dave 030105 ... niska bend over, and i'll show you 030415 ... sabbie dave dave... you're my wife now [everyone wants to be papa lazarou] 030416 ... jane he's in southern california 080306 what's it to you? who go blather from