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redneckk oh yes, oh yes!!
on the chem lab table
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m_e hell, anywhere.
it'd be so good.
all he has to do is touch me and i orgasim.
what is up with that?
i swear,
it's the biggest shame in the world that we're never going to hook up.
damn commitments.
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m_e there's no i in orgasm 010521
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redneckk fuck commitments, fuck me!

you spelled orgasm wrong, dipshit
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m_e too bad that i'm just too witty for you 010521
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redneckk that, my friend, is pure unadulterated genious.


i am taken aback.

let's slap our dicks together, aye?
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jimmy carl black what if we tied our dicks together? what would they say?? 010521
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roy estrada sloop? 010521
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yoink oh man, someone beat me to it...
sloop, there it is!
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jimmy carl black great minds... 010521
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burden Why him? I'm not female, but I'm just not seeing it. He could get ya drunk pretty quickly, though... when he dies, I have dibs on his liver. 010522
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m_e "as for her and me. who knows? it seems as though we would be compatible in no other way than sexually. i think she's a great girl, and i would honestly love to fool around with her, but beyond that i see nothing. she seems as though she is too into **** to persue any type of relationship with me, whether it be purely phisical or beyond that. i do look forward to the possibility of hooking up with her during senior week. i think that is basically because she has been such a pain in the past. the fact that we have never gotten along and are completely opposite really turns me on to her. i don't know why, but it does. did you ever see that sienfeld where jerry was dating the girl that he really couldn't stand? they didn't get along well; they always felt awkward around each other, but they had phenomenal sex. i see us potentially that way. we really wouldn't make a good couple, but we probably would have really great sex. HAHAHA. i really can't believe i'm saying this." 010529
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redneckk yes you can believe you're saying that, dipshit. it's all in the plan. i once pissed through a road cone onto the governor of British Columbia. he thought it was rain. 010529
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yoink it always sounds better when you want to hear it. coming from anyone else it would sound like fingernails on a chalkboard. 010529
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yoink there are probably more errors, but he spelled pursue and physical wrong.

just something i noticed
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burden And "sienfeld"? That's a double whammy. The 'i' and the first 'e' are transposed, and it should be capitalized. 010531
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m_e ok, now you guys are just being overly critical. jerry isn’t capitalized either. what about that? I don’t care how he spells his words. he’s damn sexy. 010531
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redneckk i always thought he was ugly as shit.

his ears are scary
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m_e did i ever say that he is handsome or good looking even? no. but that doesn't change the fact that he's the sexiest damn bastard i know. 010602
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yoink yes, you say he's hot.

doy
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burden So "sexy" does not equal "handsome" or "good-looking"? Explain me this. 010603
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m_e sexy in how he carries himself and how he talks to me. what he says. i don't know, it's a vibe. and someone CAN be hot and sexy and not good looking, easily. it's called: it's not what's on the outside that matters. 010603
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yoink haaahahahaha!!!!!
that's the first time you've ever said that. ever.

what about the fat guy on Felicity?

don't kid yourself, babes
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redneckk it's too bad that you won't look inside if you can't look past the outside. you see the outside and assume the inside is just the same.

shitty shit shitaroo
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m_e i am SO over him. 010617
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yoink me too 010618
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nocturnal yoink's back! sweet. where'd ya go? 010618
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yoink i was out and about, sorry about that.
life's a busy little game...
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nocturnal understood. this time, I'll forgive you. but next time you'd better give us fair warning that you're leaving. otherwise, you will suffer the consequences. 010619
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burden Don't mess with my dad. 010622
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yoink whoomp there it is! 011122
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burden Tag Team, back again. 011213
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