cookie_monster Dafremen Why is it that this scrap of blue fur and dotted ping-pong balls saying "Co0o0o0kie!!" always seems to precede a grin? Cooookie!! : ) 031015 ... reue CooOOkkkKKkiiiiiiiIIIIEEEEeee!!!! mrum yumyumfrumyum yumyum coooookkkieeee! probobly my favorite childhood character thanks daf, it can always make me smile and i needed it today :) 031015 ... pipedream *seconds rueue* coooookieeeee cookiecoookiecookie, elmo and cookie monster were my favourite sesame streeters of them all...i wish i had a small stuffed version of them. coooookieeee 031015 ... pobodys nerfect He was on Martha Stewart Living once. He kept getting into the(what else?)cookies they were trying to make,so she tied him up and made him beg her to let him go in exchange for a date with Bert. hehe. I think Martha is into s&m. ;) A long time ago I had a conversation with a guy about who cookie monster should be lovers with,and I came to the conclusion that him and the pillsbury dough boy would be a great pairing, because one likes to bake and the other likes to eat. 031015 ... pipedream hahaha YEAHHHH that's perfect! and their babies would be small, squishy and blue-furry. HOW sweet.. 031015 ... Dafremen has a I'd like to see cookie monster and one of the M&M guys...cuz you know how GOOD those cookies with the M&Ms in them are. MMMMmmmmm Coo0o0o0o00o0o0o0oKIE!!!! : ) & a chocochip (:.) 4 u. 031016 ... pobodys nerfect pipedream--at first I couldn't figure out how Cookie and the pillsbury dough guy would be able to have kids of their own(they're both guys),but then I came to a shocking conclusion. The pillsbury dough boy ISN'T male!!! =O *dramatic music* The dough person species was on the brink of extinction when the company came up with the idea of using them in their ad campaigns, and they could only find a FEMALE one. In a rush to get the campaign underway, the pillsbury company portrayed her as male role model so they could introduce the idea of men baking and cooking with their products. So that's why the Cookie monster and the pillsbury dough GIRL can indeed have cute little soft, blue furry offspring. =) Dafremen--the idea of the m&m thing would be cool too, except in that instance, plain and peanut m&m are both definately male, so we'd only see what their adopted children looked like. =/ Still, I think it's all for the best that Cookie doesen't hook up with either. Peanut comes off as too clumsy and I'd worry for the poor kids'safety. Then you have plain,who has a bit of an attitude problem. Can you really see him constantly baking for Cookie monster? I can't. Most likely,he'd get tired of it and go on strike,and then (in a cookie-deprived fit of anger)poor Cookie would resort to cannibalism!! He'd go off to prison and their adopted children would go into foster care. Not good... 031016 ... Dafremen I'm afraid I have to disagree with your assessment of the sexes of said candy pieces on the basis of their voices and mannerisms. Upon closer examination the FACTS of their sexes are revealed. Here we clearly have one piece of candy WITH nuts and one without. 031016 ... pobodys nerfect I'm glad I wasn't drinking my iced tea when I read that. It would've been all over the place. =D *ahem* I stand corrected in regards to your assessment of the gender of peanut m&m. However,I would like to state again,the danger I feel peanut m&m would bring to the children! I mean,Cookie likes chocolate chip cookies,and them(kids)having a mom that's part chocolate..well,they'd likely have some element of chocolate in their bodies.... 031016 ... endless desire i love cookies. 031016 ... Dafremen Ahhh, but since we both believe cookie_monster to be a male, cookie monster would not be slipping PEANUT M&M under the proverbial "co0kie sheets", but PLAIN (Jane?) M&M who is the aforementioned candy WITHOUT nuts. There we only see an attitude problem, something that I personally feel is a manifestation of unrealized maternal drives. Cookie is just the sort of soft hearted monster to eat away at the hard shell that hides Plain M&M's soft inner sweetness. If, that is, he doesn't first become a puppet in her hands. 031016 ... pipedream oh, good..makes sense, lets have a bridal shower for Jane now :D 031017 ... whitechocolatewalrus um wow, that was an involeved conversation. i happen to think the cookie monster would do well under my bed(friendly under the bed monster:) yes, to keep me company. hes so furry and soft. 031227 ... blown cherry NOOOOOOOOOOO!! They're turning him into the FRUIT monster! NOOOOO! This cannot be! They're telling him now that cookies are only a "sometimes food", this is political correctness gone mad!!!! 050413 ... POT21k ... 050413 ... photophobe Apparently he recently revealed that his real name is Sid. What a rip off. He's been lying about his name and his diet for so long... 050413 ... UNSC UN_Security_Council's_permanent_seats 050413 ... . should_US_'withdraw'_its_UNSC_permanent_seat_ 050413 ... gja His correct name is actually biscuit monster 070626 ... jane to update this strrring - there is a green m&m who is clearly female as she is well-endowed - with eyelashes & lipstick. and major sex_appeal. cookie monster was always my favorite. he showed us children that it was okay if you had a maniacal desire for delicate dessert items, even to the point where you almost chew your own arm off. also, in my limited medical opinion, i think he suffered from involuntary nystagmus, and therefore could relate to similarly afflicted children. oh cookie monster, i love you. 070627 what's it to you? who go blather from