farmfish's_animal_action_alphabet
farmfish we play this on the chairlift rides with the kids and hey, now, we'll play it with you....it's easy, and of course very fun...i'll even do the first one for y'all...goes like this, see...all you need to do in five words is describe an animal doing something, but all the words must begin with the letter you start with...

A

alligators are actually always angry

now some one please do B...

be fair and take turns...
all thee way to Z.... 		030108
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paste! boating bandicoots better bribe buccaneers 030108
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corvidae catatonic crayfish can't crush coke cans 030108
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paste! drug dependent doves ditch detox 030108
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.:. every elephant eagerly elevates 030108
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.:. adding the 5th word electronically 030108
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splacky flatulent flamingos fear fuzzy falafel 030108
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farky the fifth giant gorillas go great googlymoogly 030108
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paste! "harvest haricots!" howled Harry Hamster. 030108
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farky whatever impotent iguanas impishly insinuate ingenuity 030108
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east! p Judge Judy's jellyfish jiggles joyfully 030108
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.:. judicious junglecats justly jangle jamborees 030108
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.:. sorry
we must've posted that at the same time 		030108
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farky not whatever kaleidoscopic kangaroos klootly knock knees 030108
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A ♠ killer krill kicks Karl Koala 030108
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farky x lively llamas love lemon lollypops 030108
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farky the 10th maniacal monkeys mangle meat masterfully 030108
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hey im farky x no nasty, nude, nonsensical newts 030108
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paste! orangutans offer oil of olay 030108
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pow! persnickety porcupines proffer prickly penises 030108
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krimilda quetzales quickly question quenching quacks 030108
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.:. radical reindeer roam restlessly, right? 030108
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bethany sweaty sundrenched snakes slither slowly 030108
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yax tenacious turtles totally talk trash 030108
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jane ubiquitous unicorns undulate under umbrellas 030108
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blockhead veering vicunas voice very volleyball-like 030108
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sweetheart of the song tra bong wet weasels will wobble warmly 030108
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mad max Xtian xylophonist xyein xanthic xiphosura

(christian Xylophonist scrapes yellow crabs) 		030108
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blockhead "yellow yardbirds yawn," you yell! 030108
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zlockhead zebras zoom zoos zephyr, zee? 030108
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farmfish nice work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for playin' 		030108
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lovin it Start another, different one, Mr. Fish! 030108
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sounds familiar? what if we played a game where different words or phrases were made blather topics, and everyone just said what they thought there? 030108
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wants the last person to go away what if you were to be quiet? 030109
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thinks last person is silly what if you were to lighten up? 030109
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last person what if I were to take back what I said? (not really) 030109
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p2 what if this started to feel like
the_question_game? 		030110
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paste! and farmfish intended all of this! as if he designed it so that we'd need to continously morph his original idea, going from one game to another to another to another, until we start speaking in arabic about potluck dessert ideas or throw our computer chairs out the window at an agreed upon time based on the average of our collective birthtimes?

01:34 		030110
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ever dumbening ahalen wa sahalen bean salad

5:45 CST 		030110
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screwing for virginity ill go along with the whole throwing chairs out the window thingy.

i was born at 2 in the afternoon 		030110
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samayel 12:41pm Sa'abah ul kheyr carrot cake 030110
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thinks_e.d. is just van_halening 030110
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e.d. is certain that radiohead is tasty actually, i'm currently radioheading_north_by_northwest 030110
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User24 advaarks amble aimlessly around abington 030406
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User24 (an advark is a newly discovered species, a kind of cross between a camel and a terrier dog) 030406
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celestias shadow bitterly bouncing brontosauri bet badly 040101
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whitechocolatewalrus crazy cows count cockroaches continuously. 040101
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Just a thought dragging dogs do double DD's during dopey drugfests 040907
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thunderbuck ram emancipated ejaculators eject emasculated emus 040908
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aM i DiStUrBeD? flabby frogs fly for fy-ups 040908
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misstree gobbling geese gulp green grasses 040908
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globalfruitbat horrid hyenas hope hippos hurt horribly 040908
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aM i DiStUrBeD? Irksome Impalas Inside Igloos: Ice-cold 040909
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aM i DiStUrBeD? Juvenile Japanese Jaguars Jest Joyously

Sorry had to do another one, couldnt help it. 		040909
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Death of a Rose knife killing kangaroo kites, kapow!

lame, I know. 		041012
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mundane languid llamas loll limply like linguini 041013
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growling dammit, the other l used llamas
I lose 		041013
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suicidalchinadoll mundane moles morph! making...meatballs? 041013
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mourninglight never nip 'nunderneath nasty nanimals... 041014
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mourninglight that was terrible.
I should go die in a hole now...

gives a huge smile 		041014
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thunderbuck ram ovulating ocelots orgasm outside observatory 041015
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giff Libby's lynch Lola likes locating lettuce. 041016
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log burning fire poor pumas probably pilfer pomegranites 051019
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oren Queer quarterhorses quietly quit quilting. 051019
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DannyH "Run rabbit run!" roared Ronald's rabid rhinocerous 051020
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Twitch Sick Snakes slowly seduce sexy_sadie. 051020
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Death of a Rose (sorry before hand Twitch)


Twitchy Twits thank terrifying torturer. 		051020
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Strideo unexpected urials usurp urinals unconditionally!
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icy vanishing voles vehemently vaunt voltaire 051020
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oren wishy washy wabbits wear waincoats 051021
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dafremen youthful yaks yank yer yams yearningly 051022
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daf (old age has begun to deteriorate my alphabet)

xenial xenophobic xenops xenodiagnose xenopsylla

(paranoid xenops host birds determine the nature of their own flea infection) 		051022
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oren Zippy, zig-zagging zorillas (a mustelid species from Africa, similar to a skunk) zealously zone zoos. 051022
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geest en lichaam here we go again...just like naming hurricanes...


all antelope actually anger any anarchists 		051023
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oren Big black bulls bleed badly. 051023
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Doar capering codfish create crinkly colours 070813
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falling_alone dominating doves drastically delay dodgeball 070813
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REAListic optimIST egalitarian equality evinces egotistical escapades entailing executive effluence. 070813
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REAListic optimIST former failed following farmfish's five 070813
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Tiax frightened foxes flee formidable farmlands 070813
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Tiax Giant gorillas ghostwrite goony graffiti. 070813
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pSyche This page makes me think of the Graeme Base books I had as a kid. Freaking gorgeous books. 070814
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daf Humping hyenas hate harassing hooligans. 070814
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pSyche Ingenious Iguanas Improvising an Intricate Impromptu on Impossibly Impractical Instruments 070814
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hee hee hooola hooola hotties have holographic horns! 070814
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when darkness falls joyous jackals jib jaws jerkily 070814
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; kiss keen king kindly 070814
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jane lovely lithuanian lemurs laugh, legally lacing left loops 070815
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; many many monsters make monopoly mindgames 070815
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Doar ostriches over oliphants, otto oversees. 080412
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e_o_i plump panthers pad 'pon pashminas 080412
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rubydee queenie's quality quail quivers quell quarrels quickly

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Tenon Rabid rhinos race, riveting ravenously. 080414
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TK Marvelously malevolent Microraptors mercilessly monopolize meandering meadows. 140410
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Doar *aside* "TK you missed the boat on this one"

scorpion sliding south so slowly.

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