ask_rhin silentbob what do i do if i am horny and alone but masturbation's lost its fun? WHAT DO I DO??? 001206 ... Si-Rhin You have dutifully cum to Si-Rhin, with your predicament, and she delivers... Bobby baby, you just need to re-discover your instinctive need to masturbate. Have you tried cyber-sex? If you can type one-handed, this could be a satisfying alternative for you. Just watch where you shoot that thing! Although keyboards & monitors are fairly resilient, the cum really causes the keys on the keyboard to stick together, and trying to get the spray off of the monitor, is like trying to get pine sap off of your ass! Maybe, you're just bored with your penis? I can think of another area of the body, that just loves attention! Have you ever heard of 'Astro-glide'? If not, a word of caution, don't get this gel on the floor, or your main concern will not be penis boredom! The name says it all. If all else fails, there's always Apple Pie...(save some for me!) 001206 ... Barrett Rhin? *Barrett nods and shakes his head* 001206 ... That guy over there mmmmmmmmmm? 001206 ... Rhin "yes?", she asks, (with head down) 001206 ... Barrett You know... What That guy over there said. 001206 ... Rhin Barrett, I was only giving ADVICE. That is all, no more.......no less. Is this the end of my advice column? My bad! 001206 ... Barrett Rhin? I's was just mess'n. 001206 ... Im under a rock Is it possible to drive seven hours in five minutes? 001206 ... Si-Rhin No, but if you can drive 3 1/2 hours, I can cut the time down to 2 1/2 minutes, with the powers invested in me!!! Besides, why do you ask? 001206 ... im under a rock ask that guy over there. 001206 ... That guy over there Rhin, when the breeze comes down from the rolling hills... when the sun drys the morning dew... when the birds sing their praise for the new day... ...will you wake in my arms? 001227 ... Rhin 'That Guy Over There', As I feel the gentle breeze blow through my hair... As I lay my hand upon the earth, and feel that it has become warm... As the birds whistle a sweet, melodic lullaby... ...I will wake up in your arms! 001228 ... jaime okay my exboyfriend told me that he loves me and that has never stopped loving me, should i believe him or not? he told me while we were laying in bed on new years eve. 010105 ... Rhin Jaime, Believing him or not, depends on what conspired, to cause the previous break-up, between the both of you. It sounds as if, the both of you had a memorable New Years! Regardless, you were the one gazing into his eyes, as he confessed his love for you, so....... why don't you tell me? 010105 ... Rhin Jaime, Has this guy told you that he still loves you, outside of bed? 010105 ... rollins Isn't it pathetic that we can fuck but we can't look each other in the eyes? 010106 ... peyton Rhin, If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 010118 ... Thyartshallshant Rhin, Are you mad at me? Or tired of me? I was just wonderin, thats all. Thy 010118 ... Rhin Rollins, How very true babe...unfortunately! Peyton, Peach...I think? Thyartshallshant, Of course not, and NO! I love you sweetie, you know that! 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Go see me get married! thy_and_megan's_blather_marrage 010121 ... Thyartshallshant Errrr, thy_and_megan's_blather_wedding Sorry, this is just soo exciting! 010121 ... the one that rocks hey rhin, is it possible to reach an orgasm without actual skin-to-skin physical contact? 070131 ... rhin maybe i should just turn around and remind you... 070131 ... peyton hi rhin just wanted to say that even though its been a series of years that i still think about you and i haven't forgotten and even to this day i keep in my pocket the poem you wrote and still to this day i think it is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever given me and i wanted you to know that the few months that i managed to find shelter under your wings that i was grateful so this note is to say that in this world far away there is love being carried for you i hope you are well and more than that i hope you are okay. 090509 ... Death of a Rose not about the sun ask about the moon babe that hides the fluttering of her fingers ask_rhin ask . 130526 ... rhin her fingers no longer flutter, after having dropped 'frozen dead from a bough'. 130526 what's it to you? who go blather from