kevin
{/}/-3/3 Everyone I have met with the name Kevin, is a beautiful, sensitive, profound, attractive, and sweet person. But, there is a catch, if the name doesn't suit you, you won't have these characteristics. Don't bother changing your name, or naming your children Kevin because it sounds nice, your name must suit your looks and personality. 990903
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miss jaina A perverted guy my best friend has a huge crush on. I personally go for Mikes. I used to go for John/Jons. 990903
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MollyGoLightly kevin will play practical jokes. kevin will ALWAYS try to kiss you when you have a moment alone. you might not want him to, because he will have skinny skinny skinny legs and hair that flips up in a funny way. and he will always smell like Altoids.
parents, keep this in mind when considering "kevin" as a possible name for your child.
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josie He's definately a sweet, kind, loving person but he doesn't suit me. cause my feet are flat on the ground (as much as I want to be in the air)and I think too much and talk too loud. 000816
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jennifer "you know, you look like a guy I went to junior high school with... kevin shaw... good ol' kevin... you don't mind if I call you kevin, do you?" 001031
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Zeroshin the bastard who stole your GI Joes... 010118
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Becky My boyfriend hates her. Yes, her. 010416
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mmm u r right becky, i hate kevin, she must die. 010416
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Divi who the hells kevin? her? or him
why do you people hate so much anyway?
pun fun dumb dumbs.
the Millennium was a year late remember, thanks for telling me Kevin.
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dB Strange. Everyone I know who has that name has been incredibly stupid.
And anyone can tell you, the thing I hate most is stupid people.
Well, stupid people who are unwilling to learn.
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florescent light I had a third grade classmate named Kevin.

Our class put on a school play, and I played the part of a cave-woman who, not caring about the enviroment, told my children to throw our garbage into the river.

One day our class was standing on line, and he came up to me and said in all honesty, without maliscious intent, 'I'm glad you got the part as a cave woman, because you kind of look like one.'

...thanks a lot, Kev.
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MercynRe i loved a guy named kevin once... i thought he was beautiful and misunderstood until he wouldn't take no for an answer... now i'm engaged to his twin brother gavin... is there always one good and one evil twin? 010505
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KOB He is the man, He is unstoppable, what no man can do he can. He is more than just a human. He is superhuman being. A superior race of man. He is the Kevin 011208
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-Succubus- is so pretty 031108
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chocolate why do you plague my life? (in a good way)

wherever I go, you're always there, in some form or another.
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psuedonym I hate the bastard. I would kill him if I thought I could get away with it. Just so he could never do this to anyone else. 040109
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pissedguy i only know 1 kevin...i hate that evil bastard...i KINDA hang out with him sumtimes...but when i do he pisses me off...he must wear chick repellant or sumthin' cuz he pisses off every chick i know...THATS A LOTTA PPL... 040121
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girl_jane My father's name is Kevin. I'm not sure what to think of him...I don't know him that well. But that's because he had an affair and divorced my mother before I turned four years old. My older sister and I are trying to have some sort of communication with him, but he's so concerned with his money and taxes, he doesn't really pay attention to anybody but himself. 040122
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notsopissedguy thats kinda sad... 040204
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Girl a beautiful boy who haunts my dreams.

I can't have him now I guess.
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log burning fire kevin zozula, crOwl. 060301
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silentbob I don't know why I'm like this. For some reason whenever I can't remember a man's name, I start to believe his name is Kevin. Unless his name actually is Kevin, and then I believe his name is Andrew. I don't know how it started. It's been almost a decade of this. 180505
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