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him: do you want to see something funny? me: sure he sends me picture file of a bathtub filled with rock and fish tank equipment me: ugh him: its me curing rock him: lol me: curing what? him: live rock him: for the tank me: your poor mother me: she must be a saint him: lol him: she said the F word at me me: =-O me: you are on the edge young man him: thats ok, i just need the tub for 3 weeks me: oh my god me: no wonder she dropped the f bomb on you him: lol isnt that great!!!! me: man; at least i know how to find files that i download on my computer because of you me: :-P him: great him: C:/download/coyo22faith me: i got it under control me: ;-) me: just like you and your rocks him: ;-) me: i think i'm getting a laptop me: so that's a bonus cause now i'll have a computer in my apartment me: any conservative suggestions? him: oh good for you me: i know how you are with your toys him: lol me: hence the tied up bathtub him: people love that me: the bathtub? him: oh yea, they love that photo him: thats from today too me: that's some nice porno for aquariums monthly me: ;-) him: thats great him: fishtank porno me: hahaha me: *sigh* me: well, you know the techie geeks get off on equipment him: oh yea me: :-* me: and fishtanks me: and rocks me: oh yeah him: see him: you're catching on me: i catch on faster than you think me: ;-) me: but shit man me: i thought all this time the way to a man's heart was through his stomach me: and it's really through rocks me: i was way off him: yep him: see him: learn something new every day me: yep me: my eyes are opened him: my hands are dry me: ........ him: salt him: silly me: right right me: my bad me: so is the rock out of the critical stages? him: yes me: moved out of the icu to the private room? him: it is in infant calcium stage him: yes me: was it previously in your fish tank? him: yes him: i changed 90% of the water today me: and it fell ill him: big overhaul him: went astray me: well you're bringing it back around him: oh yea him: i cant keep upstairs long enough him: its an addiction me: fish tanks.... me: that's a new one for me him: its so awesome and expensive me: yep, that's why you like it me: :-) him: you get to be god and host millions of things him: plus, its got water him: i used to stand on a stool and playin the bathroom sink all day long me: aawww him: ;-) me: it's from when you were a buhbee me: my brother used to do that too me: and then he got a turtle him: ha me: i'm sure if your mother would have known then what your sink fixation would turn into she would have locked the bathroom door
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A suggestion from a man
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if you were to stick a nicotine patch to his ass every time you met, then if he ever were to leave to leave, the withdrawal would be so terrible that he would be bound to come back. He would probably also confuse his addiction with love, after all they are not all that disimilar.
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devalis
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through his ear. definitely... it's the ear.
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smurfus rex
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nah...through the rib cage.
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040107
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one must simply
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suck his cock
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oE
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i've always been partial to a really good cook and someone who can carry a tune...and dash off a few decent lines extemporaneously..oh and a sense of humor..yep..
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unhinged
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something else to add to the list... toy trains preferably with sound and smoke yeah toy trains
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pigeon
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the way to a mans heart is through his head.. cuz if you can get in there, and let him know that you're in there, and if he likes you when you are in there, then you're in his heart.
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040804
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Syrope
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the limbic system that's the part of the brain that deals in all things addiction...
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040804
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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