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unhinged him: do you want to see something funny?
me: sure
he sends me picture file of a bathtub filled with rock and fish tank equipment
me: ugh
him: its me curing rock
him: lol
me: curing what?
him: live rock
him: for the tank
me: your poor mother
me: she must be a saint
him: lol
him: she said the F word at me
me: =-O
me: you are on the edge young man
him: thats ok, i just need the tub for 3 weeks
me: oh my god
me: no wonder she dropped the f bomb on you
him: lol isnt that great!!!!
me: man; at least i know how to find files that i download on my computer because of you
me: :-P
him: great
him: C:/download/coyo22faith
me: i got it under control
me: ;-)
me: just like you and your rocks
him: ;-)
me: i think i'm getting a laptop
me: so that's a bonus cause now i'll have a computer in my apartment
me: any conservative suggestions?
him: oh good for you
me: i know how you are with your toys
him: lol
me: hence the tied up bathtub
him: people love that
me: the bathtub?
him: oh yea, they love that photo
him: thats from today too
me: that's some nice porno for aquariums monthly
me: ;-)
him: thats great
him: fishtank porno
me: hahaha
me: *sigh*
me: well, you know the techie geeks get off on equipment
him: oh yea
me: :-*
me: and fishtanks
me: and rocks
me: oh yeah
him: see
him: you're catching on
me: i catch on faster than you think
me: ;-)
me: but shit man
me: i thought all this time the way to a man's heart was through his stomach
me: and it's really through rocks
me: i was way off
him: yep
him: see
him: learn something new every day
me: yep
me: my eyes are opened
him: my hands are dry
me: ........
him: salt
him: silly
me: right right
me: my bad
me: so is the rock out of the critical stages?
him: yes
me: moved out of the icu to the private room?
him: it is in infant calcium stage
him: yes
me: was it previously in your fish tank?
him: yes
him: i changed 90% of the water today
me: and it fell ill
him: big overhaul
him: went astray
me: well you're bringing it back around
him: oh yea
him: i cant keep upstairs long enough
him: its an addiction
me: fish tanks....
me: that's a new one for me
him: its so awesome and expensive
me: yep, that's why you like it
me: :-)
him: you get to be god and host millions of things
him: plus, its got water
him: i used to stand on a stool and playin the bathroom sink all day long
me: aawww
him: ;-)
me: it's from when you were a buhbee
me: my brother used to do that too
me: and then he got a turtle
him: ha
me: i'm sure if your mother would have known then what your sink fixation would turn into she would have locked the bathroom door
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A suggestion from a man if you were to stick a nicotine patch to his ass every time you met, then if he ever were to leave to leave, the withdrawal would be so terrible that he would be bound to come back. He would probably also confuse his addiction with love, after all they are not all that disimilar. 040107
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devalis through his ear. definitely... it's the ear. 040107
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smurfus rex nah...through the rib cage. 040107
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one must simply suck his cock 040107
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oE i've always been partial to a really good cook and someone who can carry a tune...and dash off a few decent lines extemporaneously..oh and a sense of humor..yep.. 040107
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unhinged something else to add to the list...

toy trains

preferably with sound and smoke

yeah

toy trains
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pigeon the way to a mans heart is through his head.. cuz if you can get in there, and let him know that you're in there, and if he likes you when you are in there, then you're in his heart. 040804
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Syrope the limbic system

that's the part of the brain that deals in all things addiction...
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