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my dad called william shatner a sellout a while back....i just stared at him
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Theres something ON the wing
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From MST3K: the movie
"Shatner?
hmm, no...no...no...
he's not in this one...we're safe."
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silentbob
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today on the Radio K station out of minneapolis they played a scofflaws song that was about shatner
crazy shit
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tourist
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You have to admit it's sad to see the poor guy talking out bad songs for some commercial. The Klingons have won without firing a shot!
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Planet of the Humans
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William Shatner is a pimp
But Charlton Heston, well...he could kill William Shatner
and remember....Guns dont kill people, Monkeys with guns kill people
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This chair makes me feel a little like Captain Kirk. I sometimes sit in it with the same sideways swagger that Shatner had. Other times I grip the arm rests, face in a grimace, braced against the next round of enemy fire. Or, I may spin casually to my side, hoping to gain insight from the merciless logic and raised eyebrow of my first officer. This chair is my command center, and I am an explorer, young and full of an indomitable spirit. I am invincible, and the untrammeled, virgin universe lays quivering before me.
Too bad George Takei never hears me when I tell him to fire a torpedo.
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Grinning Death
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:-)
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silentbob
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I remember, the night we met, that night we sat, intwined, under summer skies, I looked into your eyes, and you looked into mine, you said you're not like the rest, and I nodded, no one understands me you said, and I nodded once again, as if to agree that all men are indeed the same, somehow, you said I was different.
for months on end, I maintained, a venire of sincere interest, as if I was listening as you relived every page of self help and new afge you had read, and I went in for the kill, I'd read the same books, I learned to aid the motions of a sensitive human being, and reword oh so happy, but you found things to , and I knew it was time to move on
In Love, In Love
So now you have me completely figured out, you feel sorry for me, I can't express my feelings, I can't tell the truth, We are all alike, at puberty i was sworn to secrecy by the international brotherhood of lying ficle males, I can't tell you anything, and I can't commit, you're right, I can't commit, to you
I will always treasure our time together, I don't feel enough of anything to harbor the kind of disdain that you'll maintain. You painted me into what you wanted to see, that's fine, but you will never know me
In Love, In Love
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oldephebe
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his over acting made the show..made star trek what is was..because he really believed he was james tiberius kirk...really...oceanic ego meets quirky meets mediocre talent meets the perfect vehicle to exploit his quirks and "talent" and overt self confidense..
shatner on the bridge..alarums blaring..bird of prey hurtling towards him...he raises his eyes to the view screen hesitates and then just at the edge of exasperation..at the last possible second says "Fire!" he emotes it with his entire body, leaning forward into the mouth of his enemy and puncuates it with this somehow odd and superfluous spasm of his fore arm and clenched fist...Oh i could go on and on..the hydro-encephalic ego of william shatner..i guess he could get away with iut when he was young and dashing..brash.. but he lacks picards dignity, his sagacity, his eloquence..
shatner for the last 16 years or so has been a caricature... inter galactic comic relief...
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what's it to you?
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