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keith
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jennifer
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keith was my best friend when I was 5 tootsie too he used to give me lightning bug engagement rings rather disgusting now that I really think about it we used to play He_Man and She_Ra and one year for Halloween we went as said characters but we needed a Battlecat keith had a white persian cat so we took green magic markers and coloured the cat (we were 5 and 7) needless to say, we didn't go trick_or_treating that year
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silentbob
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keith is a good guy who liked things before me but i got into them anyway without him. he took me to A&W for supper once came to my house in the middle of the night cuz he was bored
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sweetheart of the song tra bong
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Redhead winter-pale skin Rocks on the back two legs of his chair in class feet up on the bar under the table. Don't sit next to him while wearing flipflops. Cute in a way, though. I don't know what to say other than I want to sing "so_impossible" to him and get the answers.
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cheer-up-emo-kid
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I love the way he can never take his hands off of me. I think he always has to be touching me, like rubbing my arm or something because he is afraid to let me go.
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kerry
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keith is my mom's asshole ex-husband. he took all her yearbooks except her senior year in highschool and college yearbooks but that doesn't matter because she didn't get her picture taken anyway. he used to be handsome but got fat. sometimes i wonder what id be like if they'd had kids and then i remember that i wouldn't be ME.
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me
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the best person EVER.
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WiseMeLoN
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Meryl loves him, and he loves her like a popped cork in his ass, it hits the G spot. Its slow and its going to be sexy and its going to be open, and its going to be confusing, and its going to be really good.
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021023
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Goddess of Loff
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Yes, meryl is found of you too.
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021023
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me
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i knew a guy called keith, he was a total asshole. i hate him.
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girlnamedlover
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"sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit you'd let me in and you would love every minute and tell the room the things I did to you"
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MV540
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by george, he eats popcorn shrimp all day and lies about printers. sometimes he sticks a glove in his mouth and lies about treking snow through his garage.
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Treninat
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Oh,he's that kid that sucks toes.
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021217
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Space of Office
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You know maybe if his head werent in the toilet, he could see that there is toilet paper left on the roll. ive known him, eating salmon flavored cream cheese on his bagels give him great pleasure.he needs a new job. hes getting too old for what he does.
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full oBah
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sledgehammer the smooth porcelain. spill him out into the dry, but in a puddel of his former glory. then yell at him in a jackcent
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021218
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DisasterForecaster
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He thinks he is us or Meryl or Kagan or Phil or Wisemelon or Danielle or Alex or Vir.
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021218
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DisasterForecaster
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But we know who the fuck he is. D .
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021218
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yes
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rat them apples all rye bread
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021219
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LEt me put my sunglasses on
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yes see the problem of the being tis not in kagen but rather in phils twisted head. He needs not thing of random as the gift does not come with his work, randomness is a virtue only given to the gifted
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021229
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me
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I knew a kid named Keith he was stupid. I did not like him. He liked chili. He would say, "Keith like chili, Keith like chili."
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sadg
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a]s-d0gu
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andie
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just got a return email from him and i remember how twisted i was on him for over 3 years every now and then getting time with him to add to my hopes i used to live for the nights he would call me to come over i used to give him back rubs almost every night i could sleep so well after them and even though i shouldn't have the butterflies rose up in my stomach copyright 2004
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040202
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a
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thinking about him again...
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040205
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
from
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