red_dwarf Casey I seem to have lost Archie, my penis, can someone help me find him? 011021 ... Toxic_Kisses Some of my fave Red Dwarf quotes (Too bad we dont get that show in this hick town) Holly: Appreciate what you've got because basically I'm fantastic. ~~ Holly: This is not a daffodil, repeat, this is not a daffodil! ~~~ Rimmer: Life's a bitch, now smeg off, I'm busy. ~~ Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass. ~~ Lister: Can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I am in a state of non-gripness. I am completely smegging ungripp-ed! ~~ Lister: Oh smeg. What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done? ~~~~ 011021 ... birdmad despair_squid 011021 ... Photophobe Oh skip the yellow alert and just go straight to BROWN ALERT! 011021 ... sabbie my brother is lister without the job. when i was younger i was going to go live in liverpool for a year to get lister's accent. he came over for the comedy festival a few years back and we went and saw him (minus the dreads) he had a big pint of beer and after every joke he would giggle into his beer. it was really very funny. 011025 ... silentbob No sillicon heaven? Where do all the calculators go when they die!? 011025 ... lady lunchbox i've always had a thing for lister...it must be the accent 020223 ... blown cherry ew! How can you possibly have a thing for a guy who chews his TOE-nails!! 020225 ... girl_jane a wonderful show...wow...it's been a while since I've watched. Maybe I should sometime soon. 020226 ... lady lunchbox hey, he can chew on his ass hair if he really wants to...that accent is truly to die for!! ; ) 020323 ... falling_alone Rimmer : Step up to Red Alert! Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. see also: fishies that show is bloody fantastic, my friends dont seem to get it tho... 031220 ... falling_alone i found another... "Don't try and explain it, Lister. I don't know why I'm even surprised. Everyone always leaves me in the end. Girls, parents... I had a pet lemming once. I loved that little lemming. I built him a little wall so he could hurl himself over it. He didn't want for anything. I'll never forget one Christmas I put my finger in his cage to give him some mince pie. He bit me! He sunk his teeth right into my fingers and wouldn't let go. In the end I had to smash his brains out against the wall. That little lemming broke my heart. The little git completely ruined my helicopter wallpaper." - Rimmer 031220 ... u24 ha! yeah I remember that quote. lol. 031220 ... Toxic_Kisses after watching the show I picked up Rimmer axccent, it wasent really intentional, I'd just be talking and then suddinly slip into his axccent, much like unintentionaly slipping in the tub when takeing a shower, I'd be in mid word and then the rest of my speach would have his axccent, I loved the way he talked, and for some strange reason I also crushed on him quite hard, and yet I knew that if ever given the chance (and by now your going "fuck what chance? it was a TV show!") I wouldent ever want to be his girlfriend, and could probibly just bearly stand to be his friend, and yet for some strange reason I crushed on him 031221 ... TK typo: Lister Guess thats what not watching the show for over five years will do, I forget who's who *L* 031221 what's it to you? who go blather from