this_blathe_is_for_sale
u24 This blathe is for sale MAKE A BID now.
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nom how bout $5.61 051114
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nom no, um, i should start low


2 cents
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u24 only if you stomp the spider! 051114
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nom you can pick the years 051114
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nom no way, not if it's a real spider, not unless i have to, like if it's about to kill someone 051114
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nom but i'm sure it's not a really real spider anyway 051114
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nom so ok 051114
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nom this blathe is mine! 051114
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u24 *hands over the rights to this_blathe*

congratulations Ms Nom, this blathe is now yours. :-)
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nom yay!


*grabs the blathe*
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nom now, if anyone wants to buy it from me:


bidding starts at 50 denarii
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Doar i'll give you two camels nom.

but i'll go as high as two camels and three sheep.
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nom you got yerself a deal doar

i was originally going to say sheep!)

*gives doar the blathe and runs off with the animals*
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oren I've_got a wheat penny, two pieces of Juicy_Fruit, and a glass marble. 051114
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Death of a Rose hmmm....for a blathe this valuable (hey i did trade two camels and three sheep for it) i think you can do better than that oren.

maybe an original ballad sung in the key of g perhaps?

plus some argylle socks.

and i won't back down. that's where i stand. right over there. behind the palm tree.
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IGG i have some exclusive lint designed especially for sweaters.
also i have a half done wordwheel and a bottle of bubbles (you know, the ones you blow through the hoop and bubbles come out.)
i sneaked some tarragon too, so really i think i have a much better offer.
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oren I_can cetrtainly sing you an original ballad in G. If you know anything about me, you'll know I_can deliver.

Now, those socks...
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TROUBLESUM i'll give you my ex girlfriend's right booby and 2 jolly ranchers 051116
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Doar My (insert apprpriate diety of choice here), the choices.....hmmm....

a bottle of bubbles (with a side of tarragon) and lint designed sweaters....vs.......an orginal ballad but oren is hesitating on the sock issue....vs.....a mammary gland (hopefully still attached to the ex-girlfriend) and 2 jolly ranchers...

whatever am i to do?

all of these sound simply wonderful?


hmmmm.....

hmmmm.....

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TROUBLESUM the attachment of the breast is negotiable and if you're not a happy buyer i'll even throw in 2 candy wrappers to go along w/ the jolly ranchers. it would shield them from everything. they even say jolly rancher on them. i personally wrote it on both of them! 051116
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Death of a Rose well you've got me wobbling on my demands, partly in thanks to the handmade wrappers.

that and da booby is still attached.

she does have a left booby as well, doesn't she?
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IGG feels rejected! NOOOOOOO 051116
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TROUBLESUM she sure does, but she's my ex. i don't need it right now but i want to keep it in stock 051117
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Death of a Rose wait...i have an idea.

what if you three

oren
IGG
& TROUBLESUM

share this blathe.

and that way i get all the loot.


MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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TROUBLESUM you big fluffy genious! 051117
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IGG as long as i get some of your hair. 051117
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IGG deal? 051117
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Doar You've got yerself a deal!!!

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IGG wooo!
now i can make a clone,
or a voodoo doll,
or
mwahahahah!
or a.....

hey...
is this thing on?
oops!
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oren Did I mention that my marble is green? 051117
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meta meta 051216
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oren Okay, forget the damn marble! Are you ready for this? I_have a McDonald's Monopoly Game piece from 2004 that says I_have won a free order of fries!

I_do believe I'm back in contention!
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keil I have a penny and a pack of fuzzy pipe cleaners. The Penny still has the gum I scraped off my shoe, and the cleaners are pre-used, and come in a complete range of colors (if you can ever get them clean). 060418
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oren I now have in my possession one plastic Arby's Oven Mit that answers your questions when you twist the thumb. It's so Magic 8 Ball!

Certainly this "holy grail of fast food restaurant paraphernalia" is worth the price of this_blathe.
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jane i'd like to buy stock in this_blathe. is this_blathe hiring? 060418
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Bing Bong Baruvilous I claim this blathe in the name of my honorable highness and hereby convert it to a no-pants zone in honor of norm.

AS it is spoken so has it been done. That is all.
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eddie is heard do you have a FLAG? 080501
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IGG actually i would like to up my previous offer.

I have a pair of lilac fluffy bed socks, a Dairylea cheese slice and some rather interesting university accommodation curtains in red and green with busy patterns on them.


perhaps a plastic door wedge will seal the deal?
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Bing Bong Yes, yes..our royal majesty is not impressed with such foppery.

There simply must be a no pants zone here.

..plants flag

(feigning disinterest)
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oren This_blathe is so last_year. 090104
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