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kingsuperspecial slightly used Penis Mightier 2000:
includes handsome black velvet carrying case, custom 'Zytel' combat-style folding handle, Xeon-Pro RM211 laser sight, six-speed transmission, full five speaker surround, hand free VR interface, and optional cup holders. Have all manuals and service records.

accepting reasonable offers, or trade for used Winnebago or a climate controlled wine/cigar rack.
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Sean Connery Well then, the day is mine! 010614
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enriquecito you're not supposed to get it, old dear. 010614
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kingsuperspecial curse you Sean Connaery. where's Denzel Washington when you need him?

"Ahy shay, Miss Moneypenny. Fancy a shag?"
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Becky My little sister: 12 cents, or best offer 010714
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kingsuperspecial don't mind that the penis mightier is a bit farky - you can rinse it off with a splash of "TWANGER" and some Baby Satan's Goat Liquifier".

I'd buy your little sister, as long as none of here boap is missing.

isboredatwork
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Sol d 010727
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bethany my cooter
anyone got two bits
come one
come all
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