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well wisher have_a_beautiful_day! 031116
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bird indeed.

have a happy one, you.
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Doar happy blue to you. 031116
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REAListic optimIST happily birfily day
tooooo j000000000
happily birfily day
tooooooo j0000000
happily birfily day
deeeeeaaar clairEEEEEE
happily birfily daaaaaaaay
tooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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jane !yadhtrib yppah 031116
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no reason happy birthday 031116
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BigPIA PIA 031116
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notme appyhay irthdaybay 031116
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shivers how many candles on the cake?
happy b-day
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silentbob HAPPY_BIRTHDAY!!! 031116
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ferret happy candle! 031116
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ferret ... errrr birthday... 031116
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ClairE Yesterday: I wake up to the phone ringing. It is my mother calling and it is 11:24.

"I'm standing in Best_Buy. What color phone do you want?"

Now that I know what my present is, I grumpily tell her I don't care and she should ask the salesperson and after hanging up, drop the handset on the floor.

After dressing in the same outfit from the party I attended the night before, I clean ferociously and Annie111 shows up for her visit. We go out to dinner with a bunch of my friends for my birthday, and then we meet up with hey now! and our friend Amanda to drink ourselves silly.

After four Smirnoffs and some amaretto, I am ready to go dancing. It just happens to be drag night at the club, and I almost throw up but Annie111 lets me lay my head in her lap. Then a boy grabs her and then repeats over and over, "I am so sorry. I am sorry." I feel someone scratching my head in a friendly way, so I turn around expect to see one of my friends. Some strange girl with a beard painted on gives me a smile. I turn around and dance very close to Annie111.

We come home and check out blather and I make some drunken_phone_calls to a certain young_man out in California, then Annie111 tells me it's time to go to sleep.

My actual birthday: I wake up to the phone ringing. It is my mother and it is 10:30.

"Did you actually expect me to be awake?"

"Yes."

Annie111 and I get her some breakfast, then we meet up with my family and she drives home. They have brought me too many presents and I am embarrassed and I tell them so.

Then we all go out to eat. They ask me whether I want to be cremated, and tell me all about the cult of the new dentist.

My parents leave the restaurant while my brother and I are still talking. He and I finally exit to find my dad standing on the sidewalk smoking a cigarette.

We read the sign above him: $1 Dollar Store. My mother is lost to us for at least another half_hour.

They finally leave and I go to dinner with hey now!, and then I go to the newly opened upstairs floors of the dining hall for the Mirah concert.

Now I am home and I blathed Mirah, all about my adventures. Mirah is singing from my CD player, "I'll wait for sleep", and that's what I'll need to do tonight, because I skipped orchestra rehearsal and it is Sunday and in six minutes it will be Monday and I am getting behind in school, but I am twenty and the days just keep coming one by one and I always love November.

Thanks to everyone for their well wishes; I hope the same for everyone else. Maybe I am getting sappy in my excitement and with all the sugar I have ingested today, but blather is something important, and I truly appreciate that I am a part of it.
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pipedream heppy burday.
*hands you a balloon*
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Annie111 Happy birthday, freakazoid. I know where you live!!! 031117
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