because_i_was_high bluntman and chronic i was gonna clean my room but then i got high i was gonna find my broom but then i got high (la da da da-da-da) the place is still messed up and i know why (yeah yeah) because i got high because i got high because i got high i was gonna go to class then i got high i coulda cheated and i coulda passed but i was high (la da da da-da-da) i'm takin' it next semester and i know why (yeah yeah) because i was high because i was high because i was high i was gonna go to court but then i got high i was gonna pay my child support but then i got high (no you wasn't, man, no you wasn't) they took my whole paycheck and i know why (yeah yeah) because i was high because i was high because i was high I wasn't gonna run from the cops but i was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but i was high Now i'm a paraplegic and i know why (yeah yeah) because i was high because i was high because i was high (la da da da da-da-da la la la) i was gonna make love to you but i was high i was gonna eat yo' p***y too but i was high Now i'm j**king off and i know why (yeah yeah) because i was high because i was high because i was high i messed up my entire life because i got high i lost my kids and wife because i was high now i'm sleepin' on the sidewalk and i know why (yeah yeah) because i got high because i got high because i got high I'm gonna stop singin' this song because i'm high I'm singin this whole thing wrong 'cause i'm high (la da da da-da-da) and if i don't sell one copy i'll know why (yeah yeah) because i'm high because i'm high because i'm high (la da da da-da-da la! la! la!)) (damn he really is high) 2001, AfroMan 010807 ... florescent light this is the best song I was just coming on to type out the lyrics myself I listen to it on my way to work and I sing it all day in the doctors office It makes me laugh so hard 010807 ... florescent light because I got high because I got high because I got high *dances around the living room* hehehehehehehehe I'm obsessed with this song oh my god... I kill myself 010807 ... the eye me too i keep having the urge to sing it in my office, but i don't think my bosses would appreciate that any. 010807 ... lost what's the name of the song and who sings it? 010807 ... the eye AfroMan "because i was high" 010807 ... unhinged i curled up into a little ball in the corner and forgot all about you. so i didn't notice when you walked out the door holding her hand and i didn't notice when the sun came up and you were laying in my bed. i wrote you this confession e-mail type thing that still rankles in the back of my mind when i see you smile at me with that damn dimple. because i was high, i couldn't understand a word you said and i just laughed. 010807 ... baby satan they were. i wasn't. but their stupidity was intoxicating. so i killed them and cooked their bodies. 010808 ... burden I ate so much pizza. Then, I ate some ice cream. Then I talked to my mom. That was crazy, lemme tell ya. I just tried to keep quiet (I yelled last time) and not say anything weird. I did pretty well, even though I was somewhere near Saturn. 010808 ... MollyGoLightly afroman recorded that in my town. the song about mississippi is the best one. 010809 ... click didn't do my homework either. or go to school. 010810 ... j_blue i dont think thats why i went with you that first night, but i'm glad i was high what would have happend? 010924 ... j_blue i_see_gay_people i really doubt i would have come of like that if i wasnt yes i know its only noon i girl's gotta find her apetite before she can eat 010925 ... phil I had a fever 020111 ... Phil I stood in the grocery store talking to myself. 020111 ... kelli crane every stupid, embarrasing thing i ever did in my life. everything i regret everything hurtfull everything really funny too 020112 ... phil I'll jsut admit I can't remember what happened 020207 ... no reason i sank through the floor 020208 ... intangibilities. my eyes traced the line of your upper arm in the moonlight, with your sweater cast over the seat. i laughed when you did and we turned out eyes out of our windows, your hair curled and riled and the wind blowing 020208 ... Monseigneur Magritte Mushrooms are an underwater paradise. 060421 what's it to you? who go blather from