ducttape
trakie duct tape is the most awesome substance ever created. it is strong & sturdy, yet flexable & tearable. it comes in a beautiful sorta shiny gray, (other colors are available too though.) duct tape will fix anything. i have a duct tape wallet, hat, tie, vest, shoes, & more. everything except the shoes are 100% percent duct tape, not something covered in duct tape. duct tape is soooooooo cool. 991117
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dork how are duct tape and the force alike? they both have a dark side, a light side, and they hold the universe together. 991117
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camochick Once I duct taped this girl's wrists together with only one loose layer of tape. She couldn't get it off, we had to find scissors. To get back at me she did mine three times around. I laughed and pulled my arms apart in one try. She doesn't talk to me anymore, I think she's scared. 991117
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Benji Once I got duct taped to the wall of the art building on the UNT campus. 991118
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marjorie i meant to go buy some today. i had it planned out, but then i didn't go. i am slightly disappointed in myself, but i am sure i'll get over it. duct tape is one of the most amazing things ever created. 991228
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quackers YEAH! An entry for ducttape, damn good stuff it is too! 000114
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wesleann if i had to pick a god, i'd worship duct tape. and i think you know why. 000122
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claudia i think it would be so awesome to go out in a ducttape outfit. just to be completely naked underneath, but the be wrapped up like a mummy and go around like it's nothing. but it would have to be like a dress, though. no ducttape pants. that would be a bitch to get off. and washroom breaks would be kinda tricky. but who needs urination when you're in public wearing nothing but adhesive ribbon? not me. so i think i'll try that someday. very cool. ducttape and all it's glory. 000808
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User24 DUCT TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING.

Sorry about the Caps, but it had to be said LOUD
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m_e how about boob-tape, anyone? 010706
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nocturnal goddamn you. I was totally gettin ready to say, fixes anything that's broke. but it's been said. well fuck you anyway. but not really. I just hate when people say just what I was gonna say. 010706
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casey The handyman's secret weapon-Red Green 010706
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burden It's a doozie for holding plates over your genitals. 010715
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yoink prevents blisters 010718
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redneckk good for sex when shit is involved 010718
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mmm i need to re-ducttape my chair, the old stuff holding the seat togeather is comming off 010719
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forever I love duct tape it fixes everything and it is something everyone should have. It will fix anything. "When in doubt use duct tape" 010719
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samantha ducttape can be quite useful in a creative attempt to spice up some kinky sex 010720
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bloody potato chip sewer_rat 010720
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that girl a friend in a drunken attempt at creativity made a ducttape wallet. It was the coolest thing i've ever seen. 030224
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ever dumbening: homeland security pole in ass now your friend's money will be safe from terrorism (in a duct tape wallet, that is). 030224
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sirflaccid see: brutal sex 030225
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jane i made a duct tape wallet
and then it got old
so i made a better one

now i have frequent requests
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edwardo my friend say she wishes D.T. didn't burn. if they had that I'd make a candle
because burnable D.T. would be hazardos to any walking by fury animals.
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edwardo I just got an idea. I wan't to cover Vern (mini me) in duct tape. it has nothing to do with anything. 040226
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duct pants hard nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 040226
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sameolme One Christmas I gave duct tape and bird seed to everybody. (One stop holiday shopping). As much as I do love it, I gotta say it doesn't fix everything.
Leaks in compressed air hoses, nope.
certain existential depressions, ditto.
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cel bondage, decoration, and home repairs 040626
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. you wont say a word........ 060713
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. you wont get free....... 060713
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. no one will hear you when you cum 060713
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