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ducttape
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trakie
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duct tape is the most awesome substance ever created. it is strong & sturdy, yet flexable & tearable. it comes in a beautiful sorta shiny gray, (other colors are available too though.) duct tape will fix anything. i have a duct tape wallet, hat, tie, vest, shoes, & more. everything except the shoes are 100% percent duct tape, not something covered in duct tape. duct tape is soooooooo cool.
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dork
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how are duct tape and the force alike? they both have a dark side, a light side, and they hold the universe together.
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camochick
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Once I duct taped this girl's wrists together with only one loose layer of tape. She couldn't get it off, we had to find scissors. To get back at me she did mine three times around. I laughed and pulled my arms apart in one try. She doesn't talk to me anymore, I think she's scared.
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Benji
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Once I got duct taped to the wall of the art building on the UNT campus.
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marjorie
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i meant to go buy some today. i had it planned out, but then i didn't go. i am slightly disappointed in myself, but i am sure i'll get over it. duct tape is one of the most amazing things ever created.
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quackers
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YEAH! An entry for ducttape, damn good stuff it is too!
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wesleann
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if i had to pick a god, i'd worship duct tape. and i think you know why.
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claudia
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i think it would be so awesome to go out in a ducttape outfit. just to be completely naked underneath, but the be wrapped up like a mummy and go around like it's nothing. but it would have to be like a dress, though. no ducttape pants. that would be a bitch to get off. and washroom breaks would be kinda tricky. but who needs urination when you're in public wearing nothing but adhesive ribbon? not me. so i think i'll try that someday. very cool. ducttape and all it's glory.
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User24
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DUCT TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING. Sorry about the Caps, but it had to be said LOUD
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m_e
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how about boob-tape, anyone?
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nocturnal
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goddamn you. I was totally gettin ready to say, fixes anything that's broke. but it's been said. well fuck you anyway. but not really. I just hate when people say just what I was gonna say.
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casey
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The handyman's secret weapon-Red Green
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010706
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burden
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It's a doozie for holding plates over your genitals.
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yoink
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prevents blisters
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redneckk
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good for sex when shit is involved
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mmm
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i need to re-ducttape my chair, the old stuff holding the seat togeather is comming off
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forever
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I love duct tape it fixes everything and it is something everyone should have. It will fix anything. "When in doubt use duct tape"
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samantha
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ducttape can be quite useful in a creative attempt to spice up some kinky sex
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bloody potato chip
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sewer_rat
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010720
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that girl
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a friend in a drunken attempt at creativity made a ducttape wallet. It was the coolest thing i've ever seen.
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030224
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ever dumbening: homeland security pole in ass
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now your friend's money will be safe from terrorism (in a duct tape wallet, that is).
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030224
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sirflaccid
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see: brutal sex
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030225
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jane
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i made a duct tape wallet and then it got old so i made a better one now i have frequent requests
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edwardo
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my friend say she wishes D.T. didn't burn. if they had that I'd make a candle because burnable D.T. would be hazardos to any walking by fury animals.
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040226
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edwardo
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I just got an idea. I wan't to cover Vern (mini me) in duct tape. it has nothing to do with anything.
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040226
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duct pants
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hard nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sameolme
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One Christmas I gave duct tape and bird seed to everybody. (One stop holiday shopping). As much as I do love it, I gotta say it doesn't fix everything. Leaks in compressed air hoses, nope. certain existential depressions, ditto.
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cel
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bondage, decoration, and home repairs
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040626
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you wont say a word........
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060713
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you wont get free.......
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060713
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no one will hear you when you cum
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060713
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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