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hey sabbie.
i got a job for you, if you want it. although i am temporarily in control of the universe, sometimes i get stuck in the kitchen providing fellow blatherskites with cooking suggestions. now, as you will know from watching me at work, i really get into it. it's like an art for me, only with an evil slant to it.
my proposition is this: how'd you like to keep an eye on things when i'm busy cooking? you know, make sure things don't run too smoothly. it'd be a great help. even baby demons need to kick back for a few minutes sometimes. and, if there's anything you want done, just let me know. i'm here to stir things up, after all.
you should also know that being a demoness brings with it a certain amount of power. so if you wanted to off someone or something (like that scary lady who almost ran you over), you've got my go-ahead.
let me know what you think.
demonically yours,
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and remember, in case of emergency, you can always ask_satan
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so let me see if I get this straight?
God delegated this job to Satan who went on vacation leaving the job to baby satan who needed the training anyhow. Am I correct thus far?
After some undivulged length of time baby satan has decided that following in his father's footsteps wasn't exactly what he had in mind, he's got an urge to cook up mischief in the kitchen instead. So baby satan, now lacking any inclination or motivation to be a universal chaos creator/trouble starter wants to pass the job off to sabbie who thinks that ants might like to eat melted gold foil covered batgirl that she wrapped up to give to unhinged because she thought that she might like it which made unhinged smile her crinkly smiley face that she gets when someone(generally sabbie) makes her smile...and that's a good thing...I think.
Anyhow so...what you're saying is this is a step in the RIGHT direction...right? Which is the wrong direction..or should be if one is to create chaos and trouble...correct?
Ok this whole thing is starting to confuse me and I just want sabbie to tell us WHY she is qualified to be satan in place of baby satan who is substituting for the old man himself.
It's a reasonable question...even though the whole melted chocolate batgirl thing does kind of spell it out in a melted batgirl sort of way huh?
Well just describe what you're going to DO when you become satan-for-awhile sabbie? If you would please?
What things to benefit the overall health of chaos and trouble in the world and beyond..
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actually Daffy, this time around, Dad left little BS in charge while He's in milwaukee.
Basically, i have volunteered my consultant services on an on-call basis in case something goes wrong.
I took the wheel back in november when dad went to Mexico, it's mostly pretty easy, but there is a certain chance for error and the last thing anyone wants is a premature apocalypse
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i'm not giving sabbie my job. i'm letting her stand watch when i'm in the kitchen, if she wants. this baby demon isn't a slouch. i'll manufacture my own disasters.
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Dafremen
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I can see the old Mephistophalean pride flaring up...yer a chip off the old block BS. Ever think the big guy'll give you a shot at tempting some race of beings out of paradise?
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you still around these parts?
been thinking of you...told my paulie about one of the books you sent me. did you decide on a tattoo?
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::: waves hello :::
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