buy_silentbobs_virginity silentbob i start the bidding at free. 001129 ... Glory Box I ACCEPT! Hey, there's a first time for everything, hey? 001129 ... The Druid The Druid bids 1 dollar 001129 ... j_blue j_blue bids like 2 bucks, you better be worth it. 001129 ... gwyllynne ::clears throat:: one bag of smurf cum 001129 ... silentbob do i hear two? do i hear two? ladies and gentlemen, TWO bags of smurf cum? 001129 ... tourist Not Two Bags Of The Dreaded Blue Spoo! 001129 ... j_blue ew, smurfs dont have hair (smurfette doesnt count, since she is an evil construct gone good), is there any evidence they even have genitals, let alone spew? they barely have notions of gender, i mean, out of 100 there were only two who were notably different. and other than conjuration, the only method of smurf reproduction is waiting for blue moons to harvest infants from the smurf patch. therefore, all bids with smurf spew are invalidated, making me the highest bidder! (woo hoo, silentbob, here i come) 001129 ... gwyllynne ::holding up ziplock bag:: then what is this stuff? ::pointing and wrinkling nose at said bag:: 001129 ... silentbob Ho ho ho you have all given me a hearty jolly laugh like that of Old St. Nick. ahh! CONTINUE THE BIDDING! 001129 ... amy two bags of smurf cum! 001129 ... gwyllynne ummm o.k. how abouts : one bag o smurf jizz a copy of the director's cut of Freaks and my collection of W's (you know the M&Ms that they messed up on) and one toaster oven! so there ;P 001129 ... birdmad i wish i could find mine... i lost it twelve years ago and i haven't seen it since 001129 ... MollyCule I'll give you a packet of Pop Rocks, a picture of two Flaming Evil Squirrels, and three books by Jim Morrison. And if that still isn't enough, well, I guess I'll just have to go through life silent bob-less. 001129 ... lovers lament silent bob. . .prepare thyself! i am willing to offer you: 1)a timko (for further reference as to what exactly a timko is, ask) 2) 440 start labels, wait, um, 436, sorry 3)a box of half-eaten chocolates 4) free coffee at the Niles Denny's anytime you want 5) all the poetry i have ever written that you could possibly stand to read. 6) AND to top it all off!. . . you will get to see my bare naked ass as we go at it - doggie style!!!! so whatdoyasay? i love you, bobby! (even if i can't have your virginity.) 001130 ... lovers lament oh and number 2 should have said *star* labels, not start 001130 ... silentbob *hammers gavel down* Consider my ass YOURS! 001130 ... lovers lament overjoyed woo-hoo! i won a virgin, i won a virgin. i'm goin to fuckin disney world. . . oooooh, perhaps i could take your virginity on the flying Dumbo's. . .. yeah! 001201 ... silentbob woohoo! have fun with it, and i dont ever want to see it again. really, i don't consider it much of a loss. 001201 ... : ) guess dammit, was late again, oh welll 001202 ... Thyartshallshant No thanks, ive got my own. 001226 ... unhinged i think that the winner of this bet should tell everyone that she actually can't give silent bob a timko--at least not of the timko's own free will. she would probably have to tie it up or something. 001226 ... silentbob ...what? 001226 ... unhinged i have seen the mysteries of the timko bob dear. the timko never comes near a woman voluntarily let alone lets a woman take it some place. that is just the nature of the timko. so my point is...i don't think she would be able to give you one. 001227 ... censoredbob i still have no bleeping clue what the bleep a bleeping timko is! can someone please explain this to me? 001227 ... unhinged oh bob dear.... we can only explain to you with sight...if you want to know what a timko is you will have to come and visit me and lovers lament and MollyCule. then you'll know what a timko is ;) 001231 ... silentbob oh sigh unhinged if it were only that easy 010101 ... unhinged oh...but it is... if i could only convey the devilish smile i have on my face at this moment in the lame computer language that everyone uses. hahahaha 010102 ... kuleilani I'll take three. 010823 ... silentbob please, please, theres only so much of me to go around grrrrrrrrowl 010823 ... Aimee I bid, $5 and my body 010823 ... girl_jane You have all been fooled. I have already taken Bobby's virginity. 020208 what's it to you? who go blather from