dear_editor grandma sab i amd writing to complain about the length of trousers these days young ladies walk around brasenly showing their ankles in my day if you could see a lady's socks you were allowed to sack her, bag her up and send her to the provinces also, cars should be all painted dayglo orange as to make them more visible at night i dont like one horses and i never will 041129 ... stork daddy i am writing to complain about the bird-house mr. glenn, the well known proprietor of mr. glenn's bakery, put up in a prominent tree on the entry way to our own Jaworsky park. While I appreciate his artistic carpentry, I feel that in a public park it should be the public who decide when and where improvements should be rendered. There was not even a consensus that birds should be fed in the park, let alone how this should be accomplished. If a bird-house was to be made, perhaps we should have taken a vote or sub-contracted the bird-house out. I happen to have a son-in-law who specializes in bird-houses. It would have to be put to a vote of course. I am currently circulating a petition to have the bird-house (which many of my friends have told me is an eye-sore) removed. Concerned citizen, John Tolbert 041129 ... stork daddy Gay people make me feel gross inside. Even worse than lima beans do. This must be important somehow. Bob Baskins 041129 ... sab dear editor i am writing to complain about the lack of maintenance on the streets of our fair town. jsut outside my driveway is a pothole. it has been there for years, and everyone just ignors it, but i cannot. when oh when will our town concil take it upon themselves to rememeber their responsibility to their electorates, the ones, i might add, who voted them into their cushy jobs and soft chairs for their fat hogs bottoms, and get into the serious job of making our fair town even more beautiful if someone tripped over that hole they could end up with a nasty bruise, and thus sue the council for all its worth and then our town would be buggered. erm, beggered. i have started a petition, and rest assured, when i get some signatures on it i will be handing it personally yo the mayor yours sincerly , outraged 041129 ... grandma sab i am writing to complain about the young upstart little brats always thinking they own the world i remember when we used to walk to school and like it i remember when we went to school and liked it i broke my leg once in a pot hole and couldnt go for three weeks i used to sit outside the classroom and listen at the open window when oh when with the youth learn that school is a resource not to be wasted? and what is it i hear about hygene these days? in my day we washed once, after death, to keep the plauge away a strong smell was a sign of being healthy these perfumes now a days make me cough and not the good hacking coughs of MY youth, no. just these raspy little ones i tell you, my pappy wouldntha stood for it back in the day. 041129 ... stork daddy I say we fill the pothole with the birdhouse. That'd be killing two "birds" with one stone. Pun intended. Yours truly, Ann Silvers 041129 ... dont do it mabel I was personally outraged at your lack of respect for Mr. ThreeK's comments bigotry. Just because you have your own newspaper doesn't give you the right to call Mr. Threek a freak of unmoral fibre. Please retract your hurtful and demeaning statements or I will be forced to send you a mail bomb in the near future. Sincerely, Mr. "No I'm not a looney." Carsdale . 041130 what's it to you? who go blather from