caffine_faerie_caffine_faerie
sabbie where ever you may be
take this sanity
far away
from me


caffine faeries have tattered cafine wings
stretched thin and brown like delicate skin
they have feral hair
and crazy eyes
they jitter and shake constantly
and can't sit still for a second.

they are very hard to see
they move too fucking fast
and they shit in cups left of desk overnight

you thought that was jsut old coffee, didnt you...
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pipedream the protective swanki sidekick stay away from blah-ze, he's already zonked from your attentions... 031030
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the protective swanki sidekick stay away from blah-ze, he's already zonked from your attentions... 031030
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swanki cussin the explorer page oh. sorry. 031030
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blah-ze must... have... coffee... *shudders with rapturous enjoyment drinking cold coffee*.

gotta get me one of these. are they like the tooth fairy? leave an empty coffee cup and the fairy fills it up hot and strong enough to dissolve steel?
i could use a hit. right now.

*pushes past the swanki sidekick in a zombielike fashion*
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pipedream noooooooo!!

*tackles swanki oracle chief in true rugby-football fashion*
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blah-ze i stayed awake for 33 hours without the aid of caffeine. i was too busy watching tv to go to bed before i started work yesterday morning at two, and i had no access to caffeine while i was there. i think i fell asleep at the bread slicer. 031101
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pipedream no WONDER your ears look funny today.... 031102
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blah-ze mmm... cept the bread slicer is so blunt i can hold my hand against it and it won't cut me. budget supermarket prics.

rugby eh... been watching all the rugby world cup action down here. wanted to go see a coupla games, but i have zammies to finish and parties to get drunk at.
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pipedream rugby looks like such a savage game, i wonder why people watch it. the wrestling people, i suppose. hehe. 031102
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blah-ze i played it once... its more complicated then it looks, but every bit as violent. i'll stick with hockey, where you at least get a weapon. 031103
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pipedream *lol*
so true...i've always been intrigued by the notion of hockey, but being left-handed i couldn't really play as such because the stick was the other way 'round. didn't play much baseball 'cause i bat left and the pitcher was ALWAYS right-handed. groo.

but i enjoy my left-handedness, specially in a society where most poeple are right handed. lefties have often been forcibly turned righties here. i wear my left handedness as a badge of being different, right there with my fingers that curve and outsize crazy-ass rings and stuff.
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blah-ze i know someone who was left handed and got a left-handed stick imported from england, but then she didn't use it, because she only knew how to use right-handed ones. oh well.

hockey, compared to rugby, is pretty damn simple. get the ball and get it into the net. and dodge headhunters when they come at your face. that's about all there is to it, folks. our outdoor competition where i live got cancelled a coupla years back, so now i play indoor, on a baseketball court, five a side, with a puck. for some reason, it is considerably more violent, but noone ever wears shinpads. oh well.
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pipedream all part of the macho-man 'tude, i ispose... *grins* 031103
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blah-ze more like, from somewhere, a tradition developed. wear shinpads and at every available opportunity, someone will hit you in the shinpads. you'd be safer without. 031104
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