blathes_youd_like_to_see
the questioner What sort of blathes would you like to see? 011226
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syringe naked_chicks
wet_naked_chicks
wet_naked_bi_chicks
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still laughing blather_the_swimsuit_edition 011226
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god woooooooo! 011226
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syringe show_us_yer_tits 011226
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just your average blatherskite ClairE_and_Toxic_Kisses_do_nah! 011226
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nah....! no, i'm not interested in that. i only have sex with men. sorry if that disappoints you. 011226
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just your average blatherskite Nah, I'm going to lose sleep over this. Maybe you could give me a new fantasy? 011226
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nah....! i'm sure you can think up your own. just don't let them involve me, because you don't even know me. 011226
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just your average blatherskite Yes ma'am...

I'll refrain from mentioning you in any further blathes.

The last thing I want to do is create bad blathe_vibes with you.

My bad.
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nah....! thanks. 011226
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god hey, that's cool. any cool rock chicks who are a little "bi" wanna step up to the plate? 011226
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ever dumbening god_digs_bi_rocker_chicks
the_seven_deadly_blathes
goat_pussy_vs_cat_gut
real_skeletons_your_friends_don't_know_about
baby_satan_vs_emeril_in_iron_chef_smackdown
the_real_answer_not_just_some_hocus_pocus_shit
cuernavaca
dornick_the_stone
salad_crisper
strip_mall_film_noir
chew_toys_for_angry_men
le_jazz_acide_c'est_bon
the_collected_vanderfookin_unabridged_and_annotated
shiny_happy_tips_to_chase_those_blues_away_tiger
mumsy
puce_sneakers
the_final_blathe_ever_cuz_all_was_said
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Jenna ah, yes.

ego.

i_love_jenna
ask_jenna
life_story_of_jenna
jenna_had_sex_today {finally!}

I know. I suck. But you asked.

Also:
Bobby_is_back {he's not around blue much these days}
will_hoge {because I'm terribly in love with him}
my_first_blackout {don't ask}


And some idealized:
unlimited_funds
no_more_wars
always_green_lights
never_speeding_tickets

:)
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Teenage Jesus how about:

The_Truth_returns_and_is_now_a_practicing-satanist

or maybe Chrity's go to
I_have_turds

That was uncalled for; oh well...
and I agree with you dad, any bi stuff always makes for a good read. I guess we married guys are all the same; fantasy is all we have left! ; )
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Toxic_Kisses Eeeee I waz minchined! *Does a lil Happy Dance*

Um how about

Headless_Penguin
Giraffes_Wings_Not_Included
What_Were_you_In_A_Past_Life
What_Am_I_Thinking_Right_Now (?)
Squid_Antlers
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syringe secretly_watching_toxic_do_her_happy_dance
more_bi_chicks_than_you_can_shake_a_stick_at
chicks_doing_things_with_sticks
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oren toto_i_dont_think_were_in_kansas_anymore

eternal_blathe

blathe_runner

a_one_a_and_a_two_a

roses_are_red_and_so_is_blood
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oren off_limits 020115
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kelli crane i'm a rocker chick, but i'm tri.....I'll tri-anything once. 020115
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god scotch_and_halidol 020618
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blue star ask_blue_star

why_you_don't_write (for all the readers/non-writers of blather)

blue_star_shut_up

crunchcrunch

neahneahneah

honda
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jane i don't really want to put myself in the category of rocker chick

okay yeah i do
so i guess i fit the criteria
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jane but anyway, since jenna got hers, i'd like to see ask_jane 020619
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Syrope reasons_i_should_stay 020619
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Freak when_will_it_end
how_do_I_make_myself_forget
ask_a_freak
020619
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jane hey it's all done
it's finally here:
go to : ask_jane
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jane classic_rock 020629
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Syrope songs_you_should_dedicate_to_me 020629
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nightcrawler this_is_not_a_hypothetical_question 020630
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Dafremen all_of_the_aliases_ive_ever_used_on_blather 020630
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Dafremen word_tally:dafremen_edition 020630
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phil disrotation 020630
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little fury bug make_me_smile 020630
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jane little fury bug it's all done go to
make_me_smile
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Freak I see how it is...everyone else gets theirs....ask jenna...ask jane....but no one wants to ask_a_freak. Im not that scary and i only bite if you want me to:) 020717
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eddie monster dick sucking 101 021011
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............ (eddie wants to learn how to suck dicks) 021011
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kss Actually, I'd be curious what the technique is, too. being the reciever, when it usually gets toe-curling good I don't have the presense of mind to ask "how the hell did you do that?"

the blathe may help me be able to offer some pointers in the future.
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penis in awe ahh...edumacation. dick_sucking_101 021013
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kss go_to_sleep_now_you_fuckwit 030521
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Strideo super_street_blather_2_turbo_edition

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minnesota_chris an attractive, gothy, (bored?) housewife who goes out dancing and flirting... how she feels about the whole marriage thing... 030910
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minnesota_chris too bad I don't know any ;) 030910
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shivers i_know_your_out_their 030910
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Strideo monkey_vs_robot
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blown cherry lives happily_ever_after 030911
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imposter everything_is_finally_alright 030911
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celestias shadow lookit_mr_smartypants
farmhouse
ashes_to_ashes
i_live_on_mint_tea
in_the_name_of_love
i_hate_bibliographies
nascar_is_not_a_sport
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Doar the_real_dialect_of_loneliness
corporations_brought_down_by_housewives
whales_petition_for_japanese_hunting_rights
jane_is_terribly_sexy
socially_retarded_after_dinner_mints
more_nonsense_about_you
death_of_a_roses_bastardized_song_lyrics
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pete 'the_real_dialect_of_loneliness '

i like what this one implies *smiles*
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Death of a Rose how about

decadence_aimed_at_pretenders

or

lack_of_suspicion_fridge_magnet

one more

bravely_facing_the_line
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kookaburra kookaburra_finally_explains_her_life_and_is_happy
kookaburra_has_a_boyfriend
the_most_famous_author_in_the_world_is_kookaburra
kookaburra_feels_really_really_good
k_sploded
kookaburras_blathes_make_me_cry_for_joy
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Strideo since you asked . . .
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once again The_Ladie
Ask_Me
Name_That_Blathe
Who's_Who_on_Blather

2_plus_2_equals_4
What_am_I_four?
What_are_you_four?
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anonymous coward blather_kids_klub 040709
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spiffy why_spiffy_shouldn't_run_away 040709
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spiffy i_don't_hate_spiffy
spiffy_wouldn't_be_better_off_dead
spiffy_is_loved
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dudeinanigloo fucked_up_blather_page2

kx21_actually_talks_for_a_change

world_peace_is_possible_now_that_the_united_states_has_fallen
who_could_possibly_hate_dudeinanigloo

kx21_talks_about_his_problems

the_death_of_pop_culture

plan_for_world_peace

artists_are_finally_recognized

wild_west_darwinian_nightmare

george_carlin_wins_nobel_prize

michael_moore_wins_nobel_prize

i_wish_it_was_the_24th_century

living_in_the_past

dudeinanigloo_is_famous

dudeinanigloo_is_the_ruler_of_the_universe
dudeinanigloo_moves_out_of_his_igloo
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dudeinanigloo Wait, one more!

blathes_you_wouldnt_like_to_see
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Strideo good idea!?
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Strideo michael_moore_wins_nobel_prize?

I don't think they give those out for propaganda film makers. Then again the he got an Academy Award for that last one regardless of how he lied in the film. I'm confused.

er, sorry. carry on guys . . .

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u24 stideo_explains_how_michael_moore_lied

bearing in mind I've not seen the film yet.
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... *strideo* (sorry) 040715
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Doar inaudible_hymn_of_oblivion

from Birdmad in "is_noting_sacred"
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Moron oops

"is_nothing_sacred"
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nonlucid all_the_blatherskites_are_happy_now_but_they're_all_here_anyway 040718
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three words blathering_in_the_nude voyeur blathes_youd_like_to_see 050507
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oren the_best_damn_movie_youve_ever_seen

the_worst_damn_movie_youve_ever_seen

island_in_the_sea_of_time

my_xanga_blog_address
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white lil jon fashion help on punk 051015
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ferret kx21_translated 051015
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Solei Moon Frey Whats your favirute kool-aid flavor? 051016
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oren subjects_never_blathed_about_until_now 060218
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meta meta 060218
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