i_have_turds wax tadpole wearin the happy helmet (joy!) see how much fun i'm having cleeaning feeeelthy cat boxes 011228 ... paste! that's a mouthful 011228 ... kerry in eighth grade i was at this girl's house after school (i had never been to her house before) and her little 10 year-old sister got so pissed that she threw a cat turd at my friend, right out of the litterbox. 011228 ... film critic birdmad that incident sounds like the time i tried to watch that lame-assed "The Avengers" movie and i felt enough like i was having shit flung at me that i walked out of the theater after fifteen minutes and talked them into giving me a pass into the next screening of whatever halfway entertaining (if somewhat forgettable) movie was playing next on another screen 011228 ... oren One of my cats scratches the sides of the litter box for about three minutes after she shits. She invariably leaves the little pile uncovered. The stench wafts through the house until someone goes and covers it up for her. What's up with that? Most cats know how to cover their shit piles. Why can't this one do it? 011229 ... redneckk i eat turds you shit heads mmm i like shit 020110 ... emily the second turd is a funny word 020826 ... stretch57 in so many words. They come in large pieces, are soft just like feces. draining onto the palace floor. What a waste!!!! 030101 ... crikeys And they will spew forth endlessly until the day that I die. 030727 ... plop poo 030728 ... inane Some of them just linger with you a lttle longer and become part of you. 030728 ... minnesota_chris A friend told me yesterday that bananas stop up his infant daughter, and blueberries make her more regular! 030728 ... gf turd ferguson 040902 ... Cardiac Arrest Cleanup in aisle 7, cleanup in aisle 7. 040902 ... Strideo czech_out_isle_severin ... 040903 ... silentbob Isn't it weird how food turns to turds? 040903 what's it to you? who go blather from