michael_moore_wins_nobel_prize dosquatch from the blathes_you_wouldnt_like_to_see series Inspired by his latest work, the Nobel Committee gathered for a special meeting. All agreed that Michael_Moore 's entire body of work, from Roger&Me forward, is the last word in truth. "Documentary has never been elevated to such unimpeachable levels as when in the hands of Mr. Moore," said one sad sack stuffed shirt. Another enthused himself right into a heart_attack, "Sicko is truth given form! Bowling_for_Columbine is genius incarnate! Farenheit_911 is .... hurk!" True to form, upon receiving the Nobel Prize for Excellence in Journalism, Mr. Moore's speech was delivered with the the brevity and decorum for which he has come to be known: "Hah! Suckers! Bush is an asshole!" Moderates and libertarians everywhere threw up in disgust. Conservatives were seen running naked in the streets screaming, "The Rapture is upon us! The seventh seal has been broken!" Rivers ran red, the moon turned to blood, yadda_yadda_yadda... but on the upside, the line at Cheburger_Cheburger has never been shorter. Huzzah! 070702 ... dosquatch In other news, upon hearing of this blathe, Michael_Moore responded, " everyone_can_go_to_hell!" 070702 ... swears the misfortune leave him alone 070703 what's it to you? who go blather from