everyone_can_go_to_hell dosquatch from the blathes_you_wouldnt_like_to_see series Have you ever longed for that dream getaway to Hell, but thought it was for somebody else and not you? Thought that you wouldn't fit in? Thought that it was just too expensive? Well, NOT ANYMORE! Now ANYBODY can get away from it all and enjoy the glamor and relaxation of downtown Hades! Spend time with your family or friends in one of our spacious LakeofFire-front efficiency condos! How can you afford that, you ask? By only paying for the time you spend there. See, we believe that if you're only spending a week or two in our lovely town, then there's no reason why you should have to pay for the other 50 weeks, so what we do is spread the cost out between you and 25 other families! For as little as 1/52 of your soul, you too can have a week at our luxurious retreat! Just look at what we offer: * warm temperatures year-round * entertainment by some of the greatest musicians in history * free swimming and boating along our private stretch of the LakeofFire (no lifeguards on duty) * warm temperatures year-round * free lunch at our exclusive cafe, The Brimstone * close and convenient to the shopping district (pick up a lovely, if somewhat cursed, trinket to take home!) * did we mention warm temperatures? AND, if you call in the next 20 MINUTES, you can get a WEEK FREE! All you have to do is attend our quick and convenient seminar and fill out a short evaluation form at the end. We're sure you'll love it, and we can't wait to see you here! 040719 ... newme hehehe 040719 ... ivyducktwilightseto Reminds me of an add for tourism in Greenland. What are these people thinking??? I was also fairly surprised that some angry person that hates the world didn't blathe this already. 040720 ... swears the misfortune hell? mabee if it even exists. 070703 ... u24 that's actually pretty funny. heh. nice. 070703 what's it to you? who go blather from