giraffes_wings_not_included tonya cat_gut pok and mornckton 011227 ... TK I guess I'll have to order my Giraffe wings separately than *Sigh* 011227 ... sabbie i should think that graffes have tiny fuzzy dotted wings. what a shame theyre not included. i certainly dont want my giraffe without them. imagine the noise! 011227 ... farmfish i actually didn't find out until i opened the box, so i took it back to fao schwartz. fortunately i had the receipt, because they were making people clean the loos that forgot them. so i exchanged it for one with wings, well, i had to pay several pounds extra, but, believe me it was well worth it because when i got out on the sidewalk, i stepped on his back, held on, and off we went into the night sky above london. what a view!sometimes i would shimmy up the neck and hold on with one arm. i did, and to think i can do it again and again! 011227 ... Joe and Annies baby Lilly our store recalled the construction, the fabrication. our store no longer feels a giraffe should fly. yes, we understand the holes are still there, gaping like wounds, like scars, but we all have them. somewhere. look hard, i'll bet you find them preventing you to fly. soon, the giraffe too, will forget it ever knew. 011228 ... lycanthrope scraping serengetti infection, the crinkling of disalligned rubber bells, lambasting the more flamboyant barnacles, the ones that hang on anyways! And the man with the hook says NO...the giraffe didn't come with wings i never said it would...and i didn't come with a hand! The giraffe wings would be too proportionally little to fly? or if it wasn't why would we even see them on the ground, and what kind of aviaries would we have to build to contain them! Dolphins with opposable thumbs...now there's a holy shit. Excrement i'd pray to! And i'd beg for mercy if i knew echolocation! 020330 ... god i retro-fitted my giraffe, dougie, with some used panty-liner wings off an '89 kotex. 020331 ... ferret i found a giraffe in a garbage can once, the i found some wings, i put the giraffe on my back and the wings held of for their life! 030907 ... blah-ze please ask at the counter for our september specials. interested? i see. please sit down. our latest giraffe suit comes with extendable neck braces, though until we get our shipment of wings i can assure you that we will sell these suits not above half price. excellent deal. see if your friendes have any second hand giraffe wings. even gazelle wings could do in a pinch. sigh... 030908 what's it to you? who go blather from