why_aren't_you_married_yet 2 1/2 wise cracks I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. Because I just *love* hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. It gives my mother something to live for. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. Do you *know* how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. Why aren't you thin? I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. (Bonus reply for single mothers)Because having a husband *and* a child would be redundant. 010209 ... Mahayana cuz time is moving too slow [however, i [am] married in the most profound way, soul-t0-soul vows, spoken in both silence and voice] 020817 ... Freak because he never asked me 020817 ... unhinged "this young lady here has to leave because her husband is waiting for her outside" aaaaahhhhhh are you kidding me lady? *runsaway* 020817 ... Aimee cause plane tickets to Hawaii cost a lot of money! 020818 ... megan because i'm only sixteen... 030121 ... In_Bloom I always politely admit I was once married and I enjoyed it very much I don't tell how hard we worked for each other and others I don't tell how ambition and competition and inflexibility burnt us out on one another The only others we each sought to best Someday Maybe For always Sure And with things I have learned, I'm sure it will be well 081101 ... caresscoffee 'cause his name is John and he's an indecisive a-hole.. he wants to marry me one week & the next week he doesn't want anything to do with me.. he even avoids my phone calls.. if I weren't so in love with him I think I'd hate him 081101 ... amy because I was getting sick and actually being sick during the time when people usually find their mates. because i was "deployed" to a "combat zone". because i didn't believe in marriage until it was too late. because i was scared. because my friends abandoned the cause. because my parents are bad examples. because I got sexually confused. because i need someone more mature. etc. 081102 ... sameolme Oh shit! I forgot! Hold on give me a minute.....Next Wednesday, by the latest, trust me. 081102 ... Profane Perspirator Ladies love it when I start swearing_profusely, but they run away when I start sweating_profusely. 081102 what's it to you? who go blather from