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2 1/2 wise cracks
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I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. Because I just *love* hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. It gives my mother something to live for. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. Do you *know* how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. Why aren't you thin? I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. (Bonus reply for single mothers)Because having a husband *and* a child would be redundant.
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Mahayana
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cuz time is moving too slow [however, i [am] married in the most profound way, soul-t0-soul vows, spoken in both silence and voice]
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020817
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Freak
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because he never asked me
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020817
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unhinged
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"this young lady here has to leave because her husband is waiting for her outside" aaaaahhhhhh are you kidding me lady? *runsaway*
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020817
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Aimee
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cause plane tickets to Hawaii cost a lot of money!
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020818
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megan
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because i'm only sixteen...
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030121
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In_Bloom
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I always politely admit I was once married and I enjoyed it very much I don't tell how hard we worked for each other and others I don't tell how ambition and competition and inflexibility burnt us out on one another The only others we each sought to best Someday Maybe For always Sure And with things I have learned, I'm sure it will be well
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081101
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caresscoffee
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'cause his name is John and he's an indecisive a-hole.. he wants to marry me one week & the next week he doesn't want anything to do with me.. he even avoids my phone calls.. if I weren't so in love with him I think I'd hate him
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081101
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amy
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because I was getting sick and actually being sick during the time when people usually find their mates. because i was "deployed" to a "combat zone". because i didn't believe in marriage until it was too late. because i was scared. because my friends abandoned the cause. because my parents are bad examples. because I got sexually confused. because i need someone more mature. etc.
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sameolme
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Oh shit! I forgot! Hold on give me a minute.....Next Wednesday, by the latest, trust me.
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Profane Perspirator
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Ladies love it when I start swearing_profusely, but they run away when I start sweating_profusely.
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081102
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what's it to you?
who
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